…Know Where I Could Score Some Coke Around Here?

Coed #1: Jill, hi! I haven't seen you for like, a year!
Coed #2, smoking cigarette and clutching Red Bull: I know! I quit drinking!

WSC Campus
Wayne, Nebraska

Posted on May 7, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Memory lane, Nebraska, Students, Weirdness

Or It Would If You Didn't Keep Pausing to Vomit.

College girl on cell: You're making a valid argument. It sounds completely sober!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 6, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Massachusetts, Sensory experiences, Students

Use “Infinite” As a Noun. I Dare You.

Preppy girl #1, working on chemistry assignment: So, say you have a finite amount of this chemical.
Preppy girl #2: Wait, “finite” means there's no limit.
Preppy girl #1: No, that's “infinite.”
Preppy girl #2: “Finite” and “infinite” are the same thing. “Finite” is the adjective form of “infinite.”

Suzalo Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Scared for America's future

Posted on May 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Students, Stupidity, Teens, Washington, Words

In My Day, Substance Abuse Was a prerequisite for the Advanced Writing Seminar

Professor: Isn't Jim just a perplexing guy? I read his stories and I'm just like, “what's wrong with him?” Jim, you're just stoned all the time, aren't you? Are you stoned right now?
Jim: No!
Professor: But were you stoned earlier today?
Jim: Yes. But only because I was hungover!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 29, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Drugs, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Can You Prove He Didn't?

Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!

History Classroom
Idaho

Posted on April 29, 2009
Class, Default, Idaho, Movies, Questions, Students, Teachers, US Geography

Nobody Ever Wins the Which-Sex's-Sex-Is-Best Argument

Straight girl: Butt sex, butt sex, butt sex!
Gay guy: You really love saying that, don't you?
Straight girl: Yes!
Gay professor: Do you prefer anal to vaginal!
Straight girl: Ewww, fuck no! I don't want anything in my asshole! See, I have a vagina. I have options, unlike gay men.
Gay professor: Ah, you'll never know the pleasures of prostate stimulation.

Westchester, New York

Posted on April 29, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Queers, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

Well I Certainly Hope So

Film student: Brittney spears is going to kill herself one day.
Film professor: Well, I see her more like a Liz Taylor, slowly bloating up and taking a long time to die.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on April 28, 2009
About celebrities, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Music, Students, Teachers

But I Still Don't Understand Those Two Dangly Bits

Girl, on sex-ed: Well, I went to a Catholic school and as a result I didn't know what a penis was until I got to high school.
Guy: I think these middle school girls need psychotherapy before they need birth control. 11-year-olds shouldn't be having sex.
Girl: Girls? Why just the girls? They're having sex with 11-year-old boys. You need something to stick in there in order to get pregnant.
Professor: Well, it looks like you found out what a penis was.

University of Northern Iowa
Cedar Falls, Iowa

Posted on April 27, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Penis, Pregnancy, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

If It'll Be Reflected in Our Grades

Professor: Please don't talk amongst yourselves. When you talk amongst yourselves, I imagine you're saying horrible things like “Who would ever want to shag him?”
Previously chatting student: Don't worry! We all want to shag you!

University of Glasgow
Scotland
UK

Posted on April 26, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, UK

Students