It Was a Freudian Nip

White dude with blond afro: You can't get mouth cancer from cigars.
Articulate college chick: Yeah, Sigmund Freud got mouth cancer from cigars.
White dude with blond afro: You want to know what else happened to him? He got bit by a tiger!

Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on December 24, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Students, Weirdness

Are Hamburgers Still Okay?

Student: Dogs belong on leashes, not…inside you!

University of Maryland

Overheard by: MD

Posted on December 12, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Students

Dolly Parton Faced Animosity Upon Returning to School

Student to another: Okay! Whatever, hooker hair!

University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

Overheard by: Li'l Bit

Posted on December 5, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Hair, Insults, North Carolina, Students, Words

Animal from The Muppets Was a Poor Student Indeed

Professor: I want you to think of your education like bread.
Student in back of room: It's delicious!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: War Damn Eagle

Posted on December 4, 2008
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Food, Offers and requests, Students, Teachers

Um, I'm from Kansas

Professor: So how many inches do you think are in a foot?
Student: Oh I'd say about 100.
Professor (speaking to class): I love picking on the foreign kids on the first day of class.

Normal, Illinois

Overheard by: AJ

Posted on December 3, 2008
Default, Education, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Next Altoona Will Give Women the Right to Vote

(in a philosophy class, the subject of “lovemaking vs. fucking” is being discussed)
Angry feminist student: Guys have it so easy! You can go out and fuck any girl you want and no one thinks any worse of you, but if a girl sleeps around she's a slut! Hell, if you somehow don't manage to nail the girl, you can just go home and masturbate. Girl's can't do that!
Female student who hadn't spoken a word all class: Pff, yes we can!

Penn State
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: A guy in the same class

Posted on December 2, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Students

That Limbo Bar Might As Well Have Been a Phallus

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire

Posted on November 18, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Memory lane, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Words

From Now On, All Lectures Will Be Given by the TA.

Professor, talking about Meatless Tuesdays during WWI: And what would not eating meat save?
Genius (excitedly): Bullets!
Professor: Um, no.
Genius: By not having to shoot the animals.

History Class, Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: be CNU