Because If It's Boating, That's Way Too Political

Girl #1: What is Roe v. Wade?
Girl #2: What do you mean? I don't know!
Girl #1: What is it about?

Computer Lab, Syracuse University
New York

Posted on May 21, 2021
Abortion, Colleges & Universities, Girls, New York, Questions, Stupidity

And My Glitter Is Edible

Slutty chick to guy next to her: I'm not clever, but I'm sparkly!

New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on April 25, 2021
Bimbettes, Comebacks, Louisiana, Stupidity

Portrait Of the Sound-Effects Guy As a Young Man

Biology teacher: Parvo disease is a disease in mammals that can be fatal; squirrels, cats and dogs can all get it.
Kid, whispering quietly to himself: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Kaboom!

Florida

Posted on April 22, 2021
Animals, Florida, Maladies, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Is This Any More Stupid Than the Political Interpretation? Discuss.

Teenage girl #1, explaining Shakespeare to friend: So, basically, Romeo is, like, a man whore. As soon as he knows some chick won't have sex with him he gets all pissy and emo and goes after someone else.
Teenage girl #2: So, like, he just wants to make babies? Man, I always thought it was more romantic!
Teenage girl #1: Nope. He just wants to hop into bed with whoever's available.

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on April 9, 2021
Alabama, Books, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Sex, Stupidity, Teens, Wishes

Her Weight Gain Cowed the Electorate Into Submission

Mom to five-year-old: I don't like Oprah Winfrey, because it's her fault Obama is President.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: David Leech

Posted on April 6, 2021
About celebrities, Colorado, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Politics, Stupidity

So I'll Vote for Him, Too.

Middle-aged male Wasp: I'm voting for Wil Armstrong.
Middle-aged female Wasp: Isn't “Wil” only spelled with one l?
Middle-aged male Wasp: Uh, yeah.
Middle-aged female Wasp: That's kinda gay.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on April 5, 2021
Colorado, Names, Politics, Sexuality, Stupidity, Whiteys

A High Holy Day for Us Retailians

Girl #1: Well, today wasn't a total loss, I did find my outfit for tomorrow.
Girl #2: True. By the way, what's tomorrow?
Girl #1: Uh, Thursday. You mean like the date?
Girl #2: No, I mean: what's the occasion for the outfit?
Girl #1: Oh, right! Thursday.

Dulles Town Center
Loudoun County, Virginia

Posted on March 31, 2021
Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Questions, Stupidity, Virginia, Weirdness

Kinda Like Denim and Leggings

Man #1: I know this is stupid, but are buffalo extinct?
Man #2: No, they used to be.

Austin, Texas

Posted on March 28, 2021
Animals, Default, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

As Appropriate As the Word “Oriental,” Anyway

Middle-aged white lady #1: I think I’m going to buy this for my daughter’s boyfriend’s parents. You know, because it’s oriental and they’re oriental.
Middle-aged white lady #2: That is so appropriate!

St. Augustine, Florida

Overheard by: Ruth

Posted on March 24, 2021
Florida, Idiots, Stupidity

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Student #1: … And this concludes my presentation on Sudan. Are there any questions?
Student #2: Sudan… Is that where that Hotel Rwanda thing happened?
Professor: No, that would be Rwanda.

International Marketing class, University of Nebraska-Lincoln
Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: Meagan

Posted on March 23, 2021
Class, Nebraska, Students, Stupidity

Stupidity