Technology

Crazy old woman to teenagers: I just learned something today. The Native Americans had microwaveable pot!

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shay

Emo kid carrying a toaster with two slices of bread: Everyone's looking at our toaster.

Glenfield Mall
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Sad suit: I got my blackberry wet last night, and now it randomly calls rabbi Goldstein.

Los Angeles, California

Little girl washing hands: Look, mommy, electric soap!

Women's Restroom
Salt Lake City International Airport, Utah

Girl: Did you see American Pie last night?
Guy: American Pie? But that's a dirty movie, I thought you were frigid.
Girl: I am frigid but I still watch tv.

Kerry Foods
Ireland

Woman: Excuse me, my phone doesn’t work. What should I do?
Salesman: What happened to your phone?
Woman: Well, my two year old son poured chocolate syrup on it, so I soaked it in the sink with dish soap to get it off.

http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/07/dawn-tough-on-grease-safe-on-hands.html/

Bimbette #1: Hey, ummm, how do I get my files out of the computer?
Bimbette #2: Wait… The computers are also filing cabinets?! No, wait — I don’t think they are…
Bimbette #1: But isn’t that where we get the papers?
Bimbette #2: What?
Bimbette #1: What?

Honesdale High School
Honesdale, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alex Lepro

Woman on phone: Yeah, well, as you get older, it's less manual labor and more electronics!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426880740/we-get-tired-faster.html

Overheard by: am I taking this the wrong way?

Delta gate agent to another: There's always something wrong with this plane.

Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: Hoping to get bumped

Persian guy #1: So are you going to go out with her again?
Persian guy #2: Yeah, she's a cool girl, man. She likes techno and brands…

Los Angeles, California