At Least 30% Of Him Is, Anyway.

Five-year-old: Is Michael Jackson real?
Teenage sister, exasperatedly: Yes! How many times do we have to have this conversation?!

Margate, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris S.

Posted on May 14, 2009
About celebrities, Default, Family, Girls, Kids, New Jersey, Questions, Teens

I Couldn't Be Any Prouder Of Myself If My Nipples Were Fountains Of Blood!

Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Posted on May 12, 2009
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Vagina, Weirdness

That's What You Said About Barry Manilow!

American Apparel-wearing teen: I bet if the Jonas Brothers were indie, you'd totally dig them. Like same music, just less known.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on May 5, 2009
About celebrities, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Music, Teens

Use “Infinite” As a Noun. I Dare You.

Preppy girl #1, working on chemistry assignment: So, say you have a finite amount of this chemical.
Preppy girl #2: Wait, “finite” means there's no limit.
Preppy girl #1: No, that's “infinite.”
Preppy girl #2: “Finite” and “infinite” are the same thing. “Finite” is the adjective form of “infinite.”

Suzalo Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Scared for America's future

Posted on May 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Students, Stupidity, Teens, Washington, Words

It Takes a Real Man to Wear Strawberry Shortcake Garments, Sir.

Scenester: I hate my life!
Random passer-by: You have cool socks, though.

Munich, Germany

Posted on May 2, 2009
Clothes, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Germany, Teens

But It Came with the ESP Feature

Teen guy #1: Fuck, my girlfriend hasn't texted me back in over two hours!
Teen guy #2: Do you even have your phone on you?
Teen guy #1: No, it's in the car.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 30, 2009
Default, Gripes, Guys, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Teens, Texting

…Like It Says in Our Biology Textbook?

Teen girl, looking confused: Wait, guys. (pause) Do black people see in different colors?

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 28, 2009
Bus, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Stupidity, Teens, Washington

…That I Dipped in Cat-Food.

Teen girl #1 to friend: Ew, your breath smells like fish!
Teen girl #2: It's 'cause of the Swedish fish.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 28, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Girls, Pennsylvania, Teens

One With Special Training in Fashion Emergency Medicine

Teen girl in stall #1, reading: “Press for assistance…” Oh, Crystal, they have a press for assistance button in here!
Teen girl in stall #2: What?
Teen girl in stall #1: You know when you're in the hospital and you got that little button to press for when you need the nurse to come? They have one in here!
Teen girl in stall #2: Shut up!

Dressing Room
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Alicia K.

Posted on April 21, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens, Texas

The Male Equivalent Of a Douche Chill?

Teen girl, yelling at computer screen: Oh, you willy shiver!

Totara Park
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 20, 2009
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Technology, Teens, Weirdness, Words

Teens

The Male Equivalent Of a Douche Chill?