Underage girl, at 6 pm: Man, I knew I should’ve started drinking at 2!
Glengarry Highland Games
Canadia
Overheard by: is it that boring?
Archive for the ‘Time Management’ Category
She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.
Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn’t remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn’t remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”
Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York
But I Thought I Was Your Main Squeeze?
20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I’m doing Kegels.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/390186840/thats-not-safe.html
Overheard by: tara
…As My Grandma Knitted on a Little Pillow.
Girl: First, string cheese. Then masturbation!
Saint Peter’s College
New Jersey
What?? It’s Not Like I Told Them About Your Giant, Hammy Thighs.
Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we’re not out there?
Girl’s mother: Well, you’ll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.
Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
Just Killing Time Before the Dance Party in the Romance Languages Section
Brunette: So, are you gonna get some studying done?
Blonde: No, not really…
Brunette: So, you’re here just to kill time?
Blonde: Yeah, to play.
Baillieu Library
University of Melbourne
Australia
Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off
Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn’t work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay…so, so far, so good!
Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
What If We Have Tea and Just Look Out the Window?
Girl on phone: Come on! Join me for a cup of coffee. We’ll finish studying and then we’ll jump out of the window!
University of Trieste
Italy
Overheard by: MissKinney
Awww… Is Somebody Jealous?
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh…
Boss: What’s the planned date of completion?
Worker: … May?
Boss: Hope you’ve done a risk analysis.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/180395.html
Is It or Is It Not the High Holy Days?
Boy #1: Dude, you know what the best time to get high would be? Right before temple.
Boy #2: No, dude, it’s Yom Kippur. You’ll be so hungry…
Private High School
New York, New York
Overheard by: so many things wrong with this
