No Wonder Everybody Has Herpes

Freshman guy: In health today, we were looking at pictures of vaginas with herpes, and it made me want pizza…

High School
Steilacoom, Washington

Overheard by: Meredith

Posted on April 12, 2010
Compare and contrast, Food, School [Elem., Middle, & High], STDs, Students, Vagina, Washington, Weirdness

Just the Whites— She's on a Diet

Bar patron to another: And then we cracked eggs into her vagina.

Blue Moon Tavern
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 17, 2010
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Food, Vagina, Washington, Weirdness

What All Guys Hope and All Girls Fear

Teen to friend: My pants are tight in the crotch, I think I am getting bigger in that region.

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: el.

Posted on January 31, 2010
Clothes, New York, Teens, Vagina

What's a Clitoris?

Woman #1: Have you ever looked at your hymen?
Woman #2: No, and neither have you, because you're no longer a virgin.
Woman #1: Yes, I have! It's that little flap of skin at the top.
Woman #2: That's your clitoris, and you're an idiot.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on January 27, 2010
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Stupidity, Vagina, Virginity, Women

Oh, Tina Turner, We Know.

Hungover girl: Oh my god! Look at my hair, it's a mess! I look like a horse's vagina!

Flight above London
England

Posted on January 7, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Drunks, England, Hair, Plane, Vagina

Ricky Has Yet to Encounter Tentacle Porn

Girl to boy: Yeah, well, I watched Hentai once. I think Japanese people have mammal fetishes because all the girls had four ears, and there seemed to be furry rodents latched onto their vulvae.

Hammondsport, New York