Boy, holding bodice-ripper romance novel: Dad, is this a book for fifth-graders?
Distracted father: No. Put it back.
Boy: What is it?
Distracted father: Hardcore pornography. Put it back.
Fairwood, Washington
Overheard by: he was so hopeful
Boy, holding bodice-ripper romance novel: Dad, is this a book for fifth-graders?
Distracted father: No. Put it back.
Boy: What is it?
Distracted father: Hardcore pornography. Put it back.
Fairwood, Washington
Overheard by: he was so hopeful
Girl to two bald eagles: I will mate with you and you will like it. We will have hot eagahuman babies and you will like it!
Friend: Sarah, sometimes I swear you should have stayed in special ed longer.
Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: xhollisterluv1045
Suit on cell: And then we'll use the leftover money for the Asians!
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Curious
Waiter, about female patron: Mmm. So hot. I just want to pump her full of babies!
Seattle, Washington
White guy trailing fast-walking lady: So, do you know of any doomsday machines?
Bus stop, Pine and 3rd Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Andy Christ
Girlfriend pointing at guy in kilt: Look, he’s wearing a skirt! What a freak!
Boyfriend, releasing her hand: That’s a kilt. I’m Scottish. Fuck you!
Tacoma, Washington
Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.
Bellingham, Washington
Girl on cell: I think the relationship really started going downhill when he took Western Australia from me.
Seattle, Washington
Transformers-loving college student: I mean, there’s just so much symbolism in that movie — take the fact that Optimus Prime transforms into a truck. He’s, like, Everyman!
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: I never thought of it that way
Biology teacher: Your brain can have a conscious override over breathing. However, it is hard to stop breathing intentionally.
Student: Oh, ya! That's why it's so hard to drown people!
Steilacoom, Washington
Overheard by: Meredith
