Or Send Him to Sleepaway Camp

Middle-aged guy #1: So, Hulk Hogan’s daughter was what — 16 when that show started? Now she must be 19, and she’s dating a 30-year-old?
Middle-aged guy #2: If you’re old enough to drive when you’re 16 and you’re old enough to die for your country when you’re 18, then you’re old enough to make your own decisions.
Middle-aged guy #1: You know, half of those kids that died in World War II never got to experience life as we know it. They were all probably 17-year-old virgins from Iowa.
Middle-aged guy #2: Shit, if I had a kid, I’d take him to a whorehouse in Texas as soon as he turned thirteen.

18 bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Are you experience?

Posted on December 7, 2020
Guys, Philosophy, Washington

Never Take That Option Off the Table

Old man pushing shopping cart, singing happily to himself: Maybe I should get an 8-million-dollar lawsuit against my own family!

Seattle, Washington

Posted on November 17, 2020
Default, Guys, Money, Old folks, Shopping, Singing, Washington

…Every Time I Smell Sewage.

Chick: Yeah, we really need to hang out with Julie soon. She told me yesterday: “I miss Andrea, she's so gross!”
Andrea: Awww, I miss her too!

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 23, 2020
Chicks, Feelings, Relationships, Washington

We Have No Words for This Quote.

Woman: Do you have the book How to Fix Your Marriage without Words?
Saleslady: Sorry, it looks like we don't have that in stock right now.
Woman: Fuck!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Taylor

Posted on September 10, 2020
Books, Customers, Employees, Insults, Relationships, Shopping, Washington

Well It Works in Her Favor!

Girl: I'm hanging out with Claire today, that's why I can't stay later.
Guy: Is Claire the one with the awesome accent?
Girl: She has a speech impediment.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Leonard

Posted on July 2, 2020
Girls, Guys, Language barrier, Maladies, Questions, Relationships, Washington

Though I Would Advise Against Googling the TA. Shudder

Professor: So I was looking through your online homework and I tried out the first question and I got it wrong. So I suggest you google the answer. You can find anything on google.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Condones This

Posted on June 24, 2020
Advice, Education, Internet, Questions, Teachers, Washington

Maintenance: “When You Put an End to Nude Chair-Hockey, Then We’ll Talk”

Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?

Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 21, 2020
Bus, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Questions, Suits, Washington

Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die

Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this?
Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice.
Girlfriend: “It's nice,” because it's nice, or “it's nice,” so we can get the fuck out of here?

JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts
Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: baker98391

Posted on April 19, 2020
Compliments, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Washington, Words

Um, of State Security?

Art student: He told me he really relates to my organs.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 16, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Relationships, Students, Washington, Weirdness

I'm Afraid Library Regulations Dictate That I Must Give You a Wedgie

Librarian: Watcha doin'?
High school girl: Studying.
Librarian: Nerd.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on March 12, 2020
Default, Education, Employees, Girls, Questions, Students, Washington, Words