So Many Rules, Though

Girl #1: Me and my boyfriend play this game called jeep, and it's when you see a jeep you say “jeep,” and I will win.
Girl #2: That sounds like fun!

Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: No I will

Posted on November 24, 2010
Alabama, Bimbettes, Stupidity, Weirdness, Words

Too Damn Many Rude Honkies in This World

White guy with dreadlocks: I don't even know how many penises and swastikas are drawn on him. It's ridiculous! (walks by a parked pickup truck, reaches in the window, and honks the horn) Horn works!
Owner of the truck: What the hell?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Felicity

Posted on October 30, 2010
Arizona, Race, Tattoos, Weirdness, Whiteys

Isn't That The L Word's Go-To Plot?

High school girl on phone: Wait… How do I rape you?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 30, 2010
Colorado, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Threats, Weirdness

So I Just Drew a Bunch Of Unicorns on the Test Paper and Handed It In

Girl on cell: They had Greenland and Iceland on the test. (pause) Yeah, apparently they're two different things. (pause) I dunno, Greenland is the cold one, or something. (pause) Yeah, I think it was unfair, too.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ginger

Posted on October 4, 2010
Education, Geography, Girls, Massachusetts, On the phone, Stupidity, Weather, Weirdness

Beaver + Ton = Beaverton

Man on cell, laughing: You don't need a chair! Your ass is so big you can sit on the ground! (pause, then enamored) Aw, I love that laugh. You know I wanna marry that laugh. (defensive) Why do you do that? You always do that when I try to share my feelings with you!

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: facepalm

Posted on October 1, 2010
Ass, Comebacks, Guys, On the phone, Oregon, Relationships, Weirdness, Wishes

Those Are the Choices?

Blue collar guy on lunch break: Does she use a strap-on or does she have something that pops out like a turtle head?

Northwestern Law School
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: What a Horrible Visual

Posted on October 1, 2010
Animals, Blue collar, Illinois, Kink, Questions, Weirdness

Oh, You're Just Still Pissed That I Stole Your Lucky Charms.

Bearded elderly Irish tramp: Fuck you! Fuck you, you hellspawn of Satan! You diseased monkey fucking dog wanking shitcunt!
Man, passing by: Pardon?
Bearded elderly Irish tramp: You heard me, you twat! You cocksucking pedophile wanker! (turning to passing woman) Excuse me my dear, I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but could you spare a pound?
Woman, passing by: Sorry, no.
Bearded elderly Irish tramp: God bless you! (turns back to passing man) Go fuck yourself, you cunt! I'll vomit on your fucking dog!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on September 22, 2010
Animals, England, Etiquette, Hobos, Insults, Panhandling, Strangers, Threats, Weirdness

Little Tommy Lee Had Quite the Ego.

Seven-year-old in underwear in dressing room, doing pelvis thrusts: Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!

Target
Ithaca, New York

Posted on September 22, 2010
Animals, Kids, New York, Penis, Stores, Weirdness

NASA's Committed to Mid-Century Chic

Lady on cell: No, no, no! See, the reason I bring this up is because her spaceship is covered in shag carpeting…

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Caleb

Posted on September 20, 2010
Arizona, On the phone, Stupidity, Weirdness, Women

Then She Turned Him Gay With Her Womanliness

Female professor: She was a lesbian…
Male student: Yeah, she was.
Female professor: But he turned her straight with his manliness…
Male student: Yeah, he did.

Appalachian State University
Boone, North Carolina

Posted on September 19, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, North Carolina, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Weirdness

Little Tommy Lee Had Quite the Ego.