Weirdness

Girl to another: If I end up having gotten knocked up during the presidential debates, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

Bar
Atlanta, Georgia

Thug in shadows: But when you pee on a rock it bounces back at you!

Ridgewood, New Jersey

Cashier: If it weren't for fat asses and sexy feet, I'd get out of the South and move back to New York.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Overheard by: Nick

Guy friend: I'm super excited to have couscous and sausage for lunch.
Girl friend: Yeah, I'm always kinda down till I get some sausage in me.
Guy friend: Whoa!

Bangor, Maine

Overheard by: Sarita

Physical therapy student: So he's gotten a *lot* more fit in the last 300 years, right?

Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Yoshi

Beggar #1: Spare change?
Beggar #2: Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
Beggar #1: I just got back from California.

Boston, Massachusetts

Girl on cell: I was about to go home, so I told Bob* to get the cheese because I'd brought it over so George* coud make a cheesy bagel, right? So Bob* brings me the cheese but then he starts massaging my back, and I fall asleep with the cheese. I wake up like a half hour later and he's doing it to me, so I grab the cheese, say goodnight, and leave. And after that, whenever I saw someone eat a piece of that cheese I felt sooo weird. But now it's all eaten, the evidence is gone, and what that cheese witnessed will never be revealed.

Outside Westfield Mall
San Diego, California

Man: There's Tucson for you, turning a great burger joint into a craphole.
Child: Yeah, I bet if you touched anyone in this restaurant, they would be sticky.

Tucson Arizona

Overheard by: Casey Stendahl

Girl #1: Me and my boyfriend play this game called jeep, and it's when you see a jeep you say “jeep,” and I will win.
Girl #2: That sounds like fun!

Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: No I will

White guy with dreadlocks: I don't even know how many penises and swastikas are drawn on him. It's ridiculous! (walks by a parked pickup truck, reaches in the window, and honks the horn) Horn works!
Owner of the truck: What the hell?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Felicity