Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Woman, purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, it's 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don't eat pork.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/268651002/sometimes-we-get-curious.html
Overheard by: slightly concerned.
Hipster girl to friend: Yeah, we were going to go to a bar last night, but, you know, Beth has awkward ears.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Normal Ears?
Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html
Overheard by: a. Lil.
Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html
Overheard by: b! x.
Drunk episcopal priest in wine cellar: Yes! Yes! Science fiction is like religion, only backwards!
Penn Yan, New York
Overheard by: Liz
Teenage girl: I could say “penis penis penis penis penis” all day and not feel weird about it.
Chino, California
Girl to friends, very confidently: And I will be that horse!
Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Woman to friend: What he has started doing now is picking his nose with his toe.
National Coney Island
Royal Oak, Michigan
Middle aged woman: What is this?
Middle aged man: Oh. That's just a paper where Jesus explains the universe.
Middle aged woman: Do you need it?
Middle aged man: Yeah.
Sunrise, Florida
Overheard by: that one chick
