Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.
Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania
Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.
Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania
Elevator repair man: Hey, I got a call that someone was stuck in the elevator.
Security guard: Yeah, but I haven't heard any more noise from her in like four hours, so I guess she's fine.
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Professor: It's like pouring milk on the floor and putting your baby in it. Not as efficient as a nipple.
University of Vermont
Man on cell: Behold, Beverly, my codpiece is enormous! Praise be to Jupiter!
Flagstaff, Arizona
Overheard by: Freezair
High school boy: From now on, I'm going to do everything as homosexually as possible.
Bellingham, Washington
Girl to another: I love being a bitch…it makes life so much more meaningful!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: None of my business
Guy with small crowd around him (completely straight-faced): So we're doing everything we can to ensure that there'll be as little incest going on as possible. (crowd nods)
Hofstra University, New York
Woman to friend: I was just wondering how I was going to get my panties on in traffic.
University of Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Tatiana
College girl holding two bottles to friend, dreamily: These pills are gonna make me a better person…
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: shay
Frat boy to others: So you masturbate in a cup, right? Then you freeze it, and in the morning mix it with your protein powder.
George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: red
