Weirdness

Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!

University of Michigan

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

Suit on cell: I just landed in Maine. I mean San Diego. What am I thinking?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: weary traveler

Guy (watching NuvaRing commercial): I don't know, I would think that taking one little pill every day would be less of a big deal than becoming…a cyborg.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.

Powell's Bookstore
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: kate

Woman: So, we didn't check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn't eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314138677/that-is-just-too-inconvenient-for-how-i-live-my-life.html

Overheard by: sxoidmal

British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We'd best save one in case of an emergency.

Orelle
France

Girl: Look, if I buy you an ice cream, will you stop talking about cannibalism?
Guy: Maybe.

Edinburgh
Scotland

Black guy to friends: I swear, every time I start talking to a girl she gets pregnant. (pause) Fo' real.

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Overheard by: You must have been doing more than talking

20-something guy: It's a good thing it didn't work out. She was poor.

Rock Climbing Gym
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: tangotravellers