That's How Studying Is Done, Right?

Frat dude to another: I'm going to the library and I'm going to study my little nipples off.

University of Colorado

Overheard by: OMH

Posted on June 7, 2016
Colorado, Education, Frat boy types, Nipples, Weirdness

Your Experiment Sounds Faulty, but Fun

Loud girl #1: I totally don’t sweat at all.
Loud girl #2: Really? I don’t believe you. Let me feel your vagina.

BART
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: MW

Posted on May 29, 2016
California, Default, Girls, Sensory experiences, Vagina, Weirdness

JC Penney Bra Catalogs, on the Other Hand…

Senior boy: I have no capacity for porn!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/308427315/your-hard-drive-is-only-so-big.html

Overheard by: I doubt that

Posted on May 25, 2016
Overheard in Minneapolis, Porn, Students, Weirdness

Ad: The Olympics– Because Boredom Is Better Than Warfare

Norwegian guy in fake British accent to girl in Olympic volunteer uniform: Excuse me, dear sir, can you direct me to the nearest (pauses for dramatic effect) Olympiad?!
Volunteer girl, pointing toward hot dog stand: That way.

Scotiabank Theatre
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: You luge you lose!

Posted on May 20, 2016
Canadia, Foreigners, Questions, Weirdness

That, or Being Attacked by Giant Serpents.

Teacher to class: What is your number one fear surrounding public speaking?
Student: Assassination.

Universtiy of Colorado

Overheard by: Owl is a hairstyle

Posted on May 2, 2016
Colorado, Murder, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

But Don’t You Think Toddlers Deserve to Work in Coal Mines?

Student: That’s terrible!
Professor: I agree, I’m a horrible person.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on April 16, 2016
Character, Class, Default, Feelings, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Strip Poker Has Sure Changed a Lot Since I Was in College

Girl to friends: I always win, though… and it's pretty easy. I just hit him until he takes it off.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/341942363/wet-tee-shirt-contests-are-getting-so-ugly.html

Overheard by: disturbed onlooker

Posted on April 2, 2016
Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Violence, Weirdness

The Only Surefire Way to Protect Your Money Nowadays

Teen: And when I woke up, everything in my purse was covered by a condom.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: At least it was protected

Posted on March 21, 2016
Condoms, Default, Fashion, New Zealand, Teens, Weirdness

The Original Tag-Line for Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Anatomy professor: There's a little bit of failure in everyone.

Western Illinois University

Overheard by: Pixie

Posted on March 18, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Illinois, Teachers, Weirdness

In the Back, with I.C. Weiner and Amanda Hugginkiss

Customer, bursting through door: Is there a gentleman here named “male libido?”
Bartender: Yep!

Prescott, Arizona

Overheard by: The Colinator

Posted on March 17, 2016
Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Customers, Default, Names, Questions, Weirdness

Weirdness