Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? Why?
Young woman: Well, I mean… It’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276471272/where-do-yield-signs-take-her.html
Overheard by: that makes one of us
Woman on porch to man on porch: I really like the way you tell Jack to get off the couch!
Pacifica, California
Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we'll be right here!
Harrison, Michigan
Security guard to woman who just drove over the curb: Are you drunk?
Woman driver: No, she (points to passenger) was distracting me with my vibrator!
Hospital Parking Lot
Denver, Colorado
Canadian woman #1: And they found DNA in it.
Canadian woman #2: What?
Canadian woman #1: Sperm.
Canadian woman #2: What?! Again?! That's it, I'm not eating there anymore.
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Woman #1: I love the smell of rain.
Woman #2: The only thing I smell is elephant shit.
Alabama State Fair
Overheard by: Wendy and Joe
Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.
Powell's Bookstore
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: kate
Woman: So, we didn't check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn't eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314138677/that-is-just-too-inconvenient-for-how-i-live-my-life.html
Overheard by: sxoidmal
Woman #1, washing hands: What happened to your chin?
Woman #2: Oh! Uh, Justin head-butted me.
Woman #1: He what?
Woman #2: Oh, well, not like on purpose or anything, just, like, while we were messing around, or whatever.
Woman #1: Mmmmm…
Woman #2: Yeah, I was in like a bad accident when I was a kid so my face doesn't take blunt force trauma very well since then.
Manhattan, New York
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah, or I'm gonna get more sicker!
Redneck friend: There's no such thing as “more sicker.” It's a double negative.
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah! Double sicker!
Oneonta, New York
Overheard by: Caroline
