Which Was “No Upper-Body Strength”

Female student #1: Eeew, she has a rolling backpack, you know what that means…
Female student #2: Whore?
Female student #1: Absolutely not what I was going to say.

San Francisco, California

Posted on March 14, 2022
Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Insults, Questions, Students, Words

Consider Your Face Sucked

Boyfriend: If we were in person right now, I would totally suck your face right now.
Girlfriend: We *are* in person.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah.
(they walk on casually)

Memorial City Mall
Houston, Texas

Posted on March 6, 2022
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Malls, Sexuality, Stupidity, Texas, Words

If Your Eyes Are Closed, I Assume You’re Imagining Another Professor

Professor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on March 5, 2022
Education, Overheard at UMBC, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Teachers, Words

Oh, Learn How to Spell.

Adult male to adult female and teen: You know what I told her? I says “you're a cunt, with a capital K.”

Outside Skateboard Shop
Chattanooga, Tennessee

Posted on March 4, 2022
Default, Guys, Insults, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Words

Maybe Just Take It to a George Clooney Movie

Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: K

Posted on February 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, San Francisco, Toys, Vagina, Words

Going for Drinks After Work Can Be a Minefield

Girl #1: Get your hand out of your crotch!
Girl #2: It's not in my crotch!
Girl #1: Yeah, well it's in my way!
Girl #2: (laughs)
Girl #1: No, no, no, no! Wait! No!

Boston, Massachusetts