Tonight on E!: Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop, the Ugly Truth

Chick on cell: Let us shower together, damned sheep!

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McNasty

Posted on February 21, 2009
Animals, Bathing, Default, Girls, San Francisco, Weirdness

I Thought You Were Going to Say “Public Healthcare”

Seven-year-old girl: Daddy, do you know what stinks ?
Dad: No, what?
Seven-year-old girl: Dog farts.
Dad: Let's not talk about that here.

TJ Maxx
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: A.Taylor

Posted on February 21, 2009
Animals, Dads, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Stores

A Lot Of Austin Guys Ride Sidesaddle

Man: I really hope I can suck something out of the horse later.

DMV
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: auroratudor

Posted on February 20, 2009
Animals, Default, Guys, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

Wait 'Til She Learns Sweden Also Has Universal Healthcare

Jersey girl #1: And then she was like, “What's a Guido?”
Jersey girl #2 (blissfully): I like to think there's a world where people don't know what Guidos are. I bet there'd be unicorns.

Manasquan, New Jersey

Posted on February 3, 2009
Animals, Default, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

Nature's Pretty Gay When You Come Right Down to It

Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Posted on January 30, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Tourist attractions, Washington

It'll Be Me He Whispers to

Girl to friends, very confidently: And I will be that horse!

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on January 29, 2009
Animals, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Weirdness

The Perils of Kiddie Prozac

Dad to little girl: I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Dad! I don't want to eat a puppy.
Dad: I'm not going to feed you a puppy, I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Oh, that's okay, I like puppies.

Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Claire