College Applications Get More Personal Every Year

Middle schooler to friend: So, have you ever had anal sex with your mom?

Brighton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on September 22, 2018
Backdoor, Default, Family ties, Massachusetts, Questions, Students

If You Want Me to Listen to That Shit, You Gotta Buy Me Bacon

Redhead punk: Oh, God, the first guy I ever had sex with did that to me… Well, actually, that’s not true. He took my technical virginity. I actually lost my anal virginity first to another guy.
Blonde hipster friend: [Silence.]Redhead punk: Yeah. So anyway, what happened was–
Blonde hipster friend, suddenly eating vigorously: –Mmm, French toast!

Denny’s
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: lost my appetite

Posted on August 21, 2018
Backdoor, Friends, Gossip, Michigan

… As This Science Experiment Demonstrates

Queer: No amount of chocolate or Fosse will bring back my ass virginity.

Indiana University
Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: spunky

Posted on August 2, 2018
Backdoor, Indiana, Queers, Virginity

But He Gave Me an A on the Midterm, So I Looked the Other Way

Chick: … And he was so dorky that he, like, mistook my ass for my vagina and he started fingering it, and I was like, ‘Oh, he’s a pro,’ but then I realized and was like, ‘… Oh…’

http://overheardatyale.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on April 29, 2018
Backdoor, Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Yale

I’m Sick of Looking for a Place to Keep My Purse When I Go Out

Girl #1: I fucked in the ass last night for the first time.
Girl #2: Did it hurt?
Girl #1: Nope! But this morning when I shit it did! I think my hole got bigger!
Girl #2: That is sick!
Girl #1: You’re just jealous!
Girl #2: Maybe a little.

Augusta, Georgia

Posted on December 24, 2017
Backdoor, Georgia, Girls

Carlos Beltran: I Hate Being an Outfielder

Female Mets fan: I’d let the whole infield fuck me in the ass with no lube if it meant they would win the World Series.
Friend: Classy, Michelle, real classy.

Braves-Mets Game
Queens, New York

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on November 7, 2017
Ass, Backdoor, Bimbettes, Creepsters, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wishes

Speed Bumps

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html

Overheard by: clinton

Posted on November 9, 2016
Backdoor, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Weirdness

We Can Dispense with Talking

Frat boy #1: Dude, if I buy anal lube can I call you ‘Baby’?
Frat boy #2: No… You’ve bought anal lubricant before, right?
Frat boy #1: Yeah.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying — we’re experienced.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: the ear

Posted on September 22, 2016
Backdoor, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

Exactly.

20-something girlfriend, pointing at “exit only–do not enter” sign: I should tattoo that on my butt.
20-something boyfriend: But then you would be single.

Lincoln Park
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 5, 2016
Ass, Backdoor, Couples, Illinois, Relationships, Tattoos

When a Couple's Goals Conflict

Flamboyant gay guy #1, whispering discretely: I'm going to do you so hard when we get home.
Flamboyant gay guy #2, not whispering: I'm going to shit in your mouth.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: MB

Posted on February 11, 2016
Australia, Backdoor, Kink, Mouth, Poop, Queers, Sexuality, Weirdness

Backdoor