Nor Am I a Female Gang Member on Law & Order

20-something boyfriend: What's it called when girls put brown around their lips?
20-something girlfriend: Lip liner?
20-something boyfriend: Yeah. Why don't you wear that?
20-something girlfriend: Because it's not 1995, and I'm not going on the Ricki Lake show.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
About celebrities, Beauty, Couples, New York, Questions

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

If He Starts Doing Lipo, That’s Marriage Material

30-ish blonde #1: So, what do you think of my date?
30-ish blonde #2: He seems nice… Plus, he’s a plastic surgeon!
30-ish blonde #1: Hmmm… I don’t really like him. Plus, he only does same day procedures. I’m only dating him for the free Botox.
30-ish blonde #2: I totally understand. I would only date him for free Botox, too.

Ladies’ room, The Wilshire
Santa Monica, California

Posted on December 5, 2014
Beauty, Bimbettes, California, Jobs & Careers

In This Month's Cosmo: “How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks”

Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on December 4, 2014
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Movies, Other sites, Penis, Time Management

Creatures Often Crawl Out Of the Lake to Matriculate

Girl #1: Jane*'s nice.
Girl #2: Yeah. But she smells like a dirty used tampon.
Girl #1: Yeah, makes me sick a bit.

University of Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 3, 2014
Beauty, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Girls, Sensory experiences

Now If Only She Could Find the U.S. on a Map

Old man, about Jessica Simpson “how I found love again” mag cover: She can't find someone to lighten her roots, but she found love. Thank god.

Mamaroneck, New York

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on December 1, 2014
About celebrities, Beauty, Feelings, New York, Old folks

Because I Buy You Drinks?

Girl: Dude, she digs you, why don't you ask her out?
Guy: She's fat.
Girl: You are so fucking pretentious and shallow.
Guy: I'm okay with that. It means I only fuck hotties.
Girl: We fucked, does that mean you think I'm a hottie?
Guy: No, that just means I was drunk and you were willing.
Girl: Why am I friends with you?
Guy: I have no idea.

Denver, Colorado