Blonde: What if the Nazis got Facebook?
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Blonde: What if the Nazis got Facebook?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Girl #1: Yeah, Dave*’s cute. Not super-attractive, but I’d sleep with him.
Girl #2: I wouldn’t.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: I made a pact with myself that I would never date him.
Girl #1: Yeah, but did you say you wouldn’t sleep with him?
Girl #2: No, I guess not.
Girl #1: So there’s, like, a loophole. You can sleep with him, just don’t date him.
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
Girl #1: God, I’m so smart.
Valencia Community College
Orlando, Florida
Blonde #1: Did you see Marie Antoinette?
Blonde #2: Yeah.
Blonde #1: I don’t get why they’re all speaking English if they’re in France.
Blonde #2: I think that was before they invented French.
Blockbuster
Orlando, Florida
Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.
Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania
Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can’t. When I eat I get bloated.
Broadway Shopping Centre
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Ms Dash
Dumb blonde: Jesus is such a cockblock!
UCLA
California
Bimbette on phone, nonchalantly: So you lost your baby?
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Girl #1: Are those cows or people?
Girl #2: They’re geese.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Slutty girl: Hey, you know cow titties?
Quiet girl: Uhhh…
Slutty girl: Can you eat them?
Quiet girl: What?
Slutty girl: You know — cow titties!
Quiet girl: You mean udders?
Slutty girl: Yeah! Can you eat them?
French class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Bimbette #1: I think I did okay on the test, but I didn’t get any of the locations.
Bimbette #2: Yeah, they were hard to study for.
Bimbette #1: Yeah, like, I put them all in Asia, and I thought maybe something was wrong. I mean… Madrid sounds Chinese, doesn’t it?
University of Louisville
Louisville, Kentucky
