At Least Five Times a Day.

Girl inside stall: I love my vagina!

Bathroom in Bar
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Bringing it back to you, Connecticut, Feelings, Girls, Vagina

It's the California Default Setting

Girl #1: You're retarded.
Girl #2: Yeah, me too.

San Diego, California

Posted on June 4, 2018
Bringing it back to you, California, Girls, Insults, Mental illnesses, Stupidity

At Least There's No Violin Shortage

Starbucks employee: Actually, most of the stores in the city are out of soy today.
Pompous customer: Well, what am I supposed to do? Starve?

Starbucks
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ho Lexington III

Posted on July 9, 2015
Bringing it back to you, Customers, Employees, Food, Pennsylvania, Restaurants, Stupidity

What Answer Will Keep You from Doing It Now?

Guy: Have you ever seen me suck the tip of my penis?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on June 7, 2015
BJs, Bringing it back to you, Guys, New Jersey, Penis, Questions

So Anyway, He Killed Himself to Spite Me

Girl #1: Oh my god, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I’m totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn’t know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for like 20 minutes and was going through post-traumatic stress… And then I went home for reading week and didn’t call him because I thought he wasn’t talking to me, and that was apparently, like, the straw that broke the camel’s back — like, he really needed me and I wasn’t there for him or something.
Girl #2: Wow. It’s like, ‘Thanks for making me feel like a total bitch.’
Girl #1: I know!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/12/this-is-worse-than-that-time-he-couldnt-make-it-on-my-birthday-because-those-aliens-kidnapped-him/

Posted on November 25, 2013
Bimbettes, Bringing it back to you, Gossip, Overheard at McGill

When You Built Me That Bird-Feeder from Scratch

Sixteen-year-old blonde goth: I think I want to be a lesbian.
Teenage friend: I thought you were one.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Geneva

Posted on December 7, 2010
Bringing it back to you, Gender issues, Goths, Oregon, Sexuality, Teens, Wishes

…Now Who Wants to Play “Hang the Sock”??

High school student: People are often uncomfortable when they're naked…
Male professor: Now, that's just not true, because I'm never uncomfortable when I'm naked, and you wanna know why? Because whenever I am naked, fun ensues.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on November 5, 2010
Body parts, Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Creepsters, Education, North Carolina, Teachers

You're My Bitch

Woman, watching magnificent poodle: Oh my god, that's the most beautiful dog in the world!
Man, wounded: Hey! I'm the most beautiful dog in the world!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania