It's on My Google Calendar!

Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, 'tis better than yours, 'tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I'd levy a fee.

4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet

Posted on September 30, 2021
Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Music

Ad: Feels So Wrong, but Tastes So Right

Chick: I’ll have a kiddie sized Death by Chocolate.
Slacker worker to cone scooper: One kiddie death.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: steve

Posted on September 3, 2021
Canadia, Employees, Food

…Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea

Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen.
Teacher: You can't live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I've been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I'm still here.
Guy: You're just too sheltered.
Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like “do you want to stay overnight at my house?” and we were like “okay,” and I immediately regretted that one…

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 2, 2021
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Movies, Students, Teachers

And My Statue Collection Is Really Suffering

Brunette: I don't have ear wax.
Blonde: That's impossible! Your ears can't not produce wax.
Brunette: Well, I get a little bit of yellow on the q-tip like every 2 weeks, but it's just not as satisfying.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mr. mitch

Posted on September 1, 2021
Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Weirdness

Your Birthday’s Not for Another Two Weeks

Dad: Why are you wearing your sunglasses inside?
Nine-year-old boy: I don’t know… ‘Cause I feel like it.
Dad: Well, take them off. You’re not a gangster, pimp, or high… yet.

Chinook Theatre
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on August 29, 2021
Canadia, Dads, Kids, Questions