Just Remember: “There Are No Small Parts…”

Girl #1: Why is it that so many midgets end up getting into acting? There must be a shortage of midget actors…
Girl #2: Shortage?

Sault Ste Marie
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 20, 2019
Canadia, Default, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Words

I Prefer to Think Of Them As My “Solar Panels”

(blind shuts in lounge area, blocking really bright sunshine, everybody quickly looks up)
Hot Chinese girl: Hey!
Friend: And finally they drop the blinds. My eyes were starting to hurt.
Hot Chinese girl: But I like the sunshine! It's so bright and warm and it emphasizes my boobs by casting shadows on my chest!

University of Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 15, 2019
Asians, Body parts, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Weather

Your Editors Pray She's Not from the U.S.

Tourist woman to wheelchair-bound local: Can you point me in the right direction?
Wheelchair-bound local: Yep, it's straight down that way.
Tourist woman: Okay…but is it walkable?

St. Lawrence Market
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: kingdubby

Posted on January 12, 2019
Canadia, Disabled, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

You Sure Those Were Judas's Last Words?

Professor: And he's like, “Jesus, I wish I was pagan!”

Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on January 10, 2019
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Jesus, Religion, Teachers, Wishes

Okay, So It Was Technically an Abortion, But Same Principle

Mom to daughter, wandering off: No, come back here, I don't want to lose you in the store. I already lost one of my kids that way, and that's enough.

Dollar Store
Sept-Îles
Canadia

Posted on January 8, 2019
Canadia, Girls, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Shopping, Stores

Or Maybe It Was White Men Can't Hunch?

Girl: I was watching this show the other night about large white British men who were sent to Africa to learn to hunt. It was called Fat Men Can't Hump. Wait! No! “Hunt”! It was called Fat Men Can't Hunt. Of course they can hump… If they want to.

Post-Colonial Literature Lecture
University of British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Martha Carscadden

Posted on December 26, 2018
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Pop culture, Sex, Words

Or at Least Receive Fewer Lashings?

Bimbette: But if we buy more Nike stuff, won’t the kids making it get more money?

High school
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on December 16, 2018
Bimbettes, Canadia, Questions

And I’ve Gone to Quite a Few Tastings

Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/

Overheard by: douglas

Posted on December 13, 2018
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Food, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard at McGill

Drag Queens Are Treated Like Livestock in Canadia

Four-year-old boy, dancing happily down sidewalk: I'm like a princess! I'm like Cinderella!
Mother: Except you stink. So more like stinkerella.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on December 7, 2018
Canadia, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Sensory experiences, Sexuality

Gosh, I Love the Senator's Parties.

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Posted on December 1, 2018
Canadia, Guys, Kink, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness