Guy on cell: I would be walking, and suddenly the word “vaginas” with a massive smiley face beside would pop into my head, as if my brain was trying to tell me it's fun… like a children's book.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: Chad
Guy on cell: I would be walking, and suddenly the word “vaginas” with a massive smiley face beside would pop into my head, as if my brain was trying to tell me it's fun… like a children's book.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: Chad
Professor: I'm still on the search for a contortionist, by the way.
Student #1: Aren't all contortionists like really young?
Professor: Are they?
Student #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the oldest contortionist is like, 15. Their flexibility has something to do with their age.
Professor: Well, what good would an underage contortionist be?
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: an incredibly amused student
Lady in coffee shop: So then he went to the Parkinson's Society conference and served soup.
Vancouver
Canadia
Girl #1: Jane*'s nice.
Girl #2: Yeah. But she smells like a dirty used tampon.
Girl #1: Yeah, makes me sick a bit.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Woman #1: Yeah, well, she’s really not friends with him anymore. You know, since he held that knife up to her throat?
Woman #2: Yeah.
Thorold, Ontario
Canadia
Hobo bundled up on hot day to passers-by: If you were me, homeless, and you had a thousand dollars in your pocket–a thousand dollars and you're homeless–would you spend it on hookers?
Man walking with woman: (laughs)
Hobo, pointing at him: See, you're with me! I knew it!
Vancouver
Canadia
Girl #1: We were having fun!
Girl #2: You’re sodomizing that poor boy!
Girl #1: That’s how we played! He loved that game!
Starbucks
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: hannah
British lady: My, look at that — they’ve cast a black man as Othello…
Othello performance, Stratford Festival Theatre
Canadia
Boyfriend to boyfriend: Yesterday Hughes came over and, well, exploded my brain, basically. I was like “ahh!”
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: laughing on the inside
Guy walking by the main library: … And we could have, like, a Moroccan sex room, with pillows and draperies!
Male friend: Right on!
University of Toronto
Canadia
