A Bright, White Light, on the Other Hand…

Gamer dude: … and the game comes with like, real guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They’re actual guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, real models. And it comes with this mirror that lets you see yourself and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That’s nice. That’s not something you would normally get to see if you got shot in the face.

UAB
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: Kitty-Jack

Posted on July 6, 2016
Alabama, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Death & dying, Games, Goths, Guys, Violence

But It Turned Out to Be Just a Tube Sock

Chick #1: What took so long?
Chick #2: We were so close to getting the squirrel, you have no idea…

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/30/no-squirrel-no-cookie/

Posted on June 18, 2016
Animals, Chicks, Overheard at McGill

No, You Sicko… He Was Just Jerking Off

Panicky chick: Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/horrified-hipster-to-her-walking.html

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on April 6, 2016
Chicks, Overheard Lines, Pee

Or A-Rod’s Rod

Obnoxious 20-something chick: We went to a Yankees game and had the worst seats ever. We didn’t even see Derek Jeter’s ass! … Or anyone’s ass.

IHOP
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on March 23, 2016
Ass, Chicks, Default, Etiquette, Gripes, Jerks, Leisure, Pop culture, Restaurants, Stupidity, Wisconsin

No One’s Ever Been Interested in the Content of My Character

Chick: I’d love it if my boobs were pink. I’d never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.

Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma

Overheard by: The Opinionator

Posted on March 18, 2016
Chicks, Oklahoma, Rack

How Hanes Put Me through Grad School

Girl to friend: Yeah, the few times I’ve sold my underwear it was always the cheapest pair that sold for the most.

NW 23rd Avenue
Portland, Oregon

Posted on February 10, 2016
Chicks, Oregon, Undies

See My Rattail?

Man at bar: What do you girls do for a living?
Attractive women: We’re in sales, you?
Man: You’re in sales? I think you need a career change.
Women: I’m sorry, what do you do?
Man: I’m with the carnival.

Country Bar
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 30, 2016
Advice, Chicks, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Restaurants, Strangers, Texas, Weirdness, Women

Can We Still Sleep with Them?

Tomboy: We need to get boyfriends so people will stop thinking we’re gay.
Russian girl: Why do people think we’re gay?
Tomboy: ‘Cause everyone we hang out with is gay!

Ludlow Avenue
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: The gay girl standing with them