Chick: I don’t like processes… and anal things.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html
Overheard by: twombly
Chick: I don’t like processes… and anal things.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html
Overheard by: twombly
Woman watching gorilla eat poo: I’m sorry, but there is no way I evolved from that.
Oklahoma City Zoo
Oklahoma
Overheard by: Mikie
Blonde: You know you are involved in an illegitimate affair when your secret word for sex is ‘bagels.’
Virginia
Chick: Today sucks. I failed my math test and I smell like meat products.
Arizona
Black chick #1: God, I love your eyes! They are so chinky!
Black chick #2: People say that.
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Overheard by: Hadas
Girl #1: How come the pigeons don’t die when they hop on that third rail?
Girl #2: Because they’re Dick Cheney’s unholy army of the night.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I’m glad I couldn’t vote back then
Gamer dude: … and the game comes with like, real guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They’re actual guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, real models. And it comes with this mirror that lets you see yourself and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That’s nice. That’s not something you would normally get to see if you got shot in the face.
UAB
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: Kitty-Jack
Chick #1: What took so long?
Chick #2: We were so close to getting the squirrel, you have no idea…
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/30/no-squirrel-no-cookie/
Panicky chick: Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/horrified-hipster-to-her-walking.html
Overheard by: sarah
Obnoxious 20-something chick: We went to a Yankees game and had the worst seats ever. We didn’t even see Derek Jeter’s ass! … Or anyone’s ass.
IHOP
Green Bay, Wisconsin
