How About “Bacterial Infections Are for Pussies”?

College girl #1: You know how that rumor got started? Because you denied him. It happened to my mom in high school.
College girl #2: “Just because I didn't sleep with you doesn't mean I have chlamydia!” I so need a shirt that says that.

London
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 14, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Education, Family ties, Gripes, Sex, Sorority types, STDs

She Heard It Was an Island and Expects to Find Palm Trees

Tipsy chick: Why is she wearing a bra-top to Alcatraz?

The Big Hunt Bar
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on June 13, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Clothes, Default, Questions, Stupidity, Washington, DC

She Always Wanted a Boy.

Girl to friends: I've always wanted to dress up like Jesus… My grandmother would be so proud of me.

St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on June 12, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Jesus, Offers and requests

But You Don't Want to Go on a Flight Without Warm Nuts

Man, taking seat in airport lounge: Wow, this is the first time I've worn pants since…
Woman with him: Since the last time we flew. Feels weird, doesn't it?

Airport Lounge
North Carolina

Posted on June 5, 2015
Airports & flights, Clothes, Clothing, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Weirdness, Women

So I No Longer Let My Children Have Co-Ed Slumber Parties

Laughing man: Yeah, a lot of kids were conceived that night, especially after they broke out the crotchless panties.

Watkins Glen, New York

Posted on June 1, 2015
Clothes, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Pregnancy, Sexuality

Party Poopers Are Bad Enough When Nobody Can See Where the Poops Are Coming from

Guy: And I was like, “I can't invite you to my party if I can't guarantee you'll keep your pants on!”

University of Louisville
Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: The man has a point

Posted on December 3, 2014
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kentucky, Offers and requests

The Girls Totally Planned This

High school girl in hot tub #1: Ugh, my bikini won't stop falling down!
High school girl in hot tub #2: You do look a little… undersupported. Do you wanna trade tops?
High school girl in hot tub #1: Really?
High school girl in hot tub #2: Yeah, it's not like I need the support.
High school girl in hot tub #1: True.
(high school boys in hot tub stare intently)

Westchester, New York

Overheard by: Jenny Suburbs

Posted on December 3, 2014
Clothes, Clothing, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Rack

That's No Euphemism, Dear Reader

Girl on cell: I would've loved to have gone to that socks summit. It sounds amazing!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Me, too?

Posted on December 2, 2014
Clothes, Girls, Massachusetts, On the phone, Undies, Wishes

“Why'd You Come As Yourself,?” They Said

Old woman on bus: I have a skirt like that.
Young professional woman: Really?
Old woman: I can't wear it. I can't wear skirts that short. I'm too old.
Young professional: Oh.
Old woman: But it cost a lot, so I wore it as a halloween costume.
Young professional: Really.
Old woman: Everyone thought I was a hooker.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on November 23, 2014
Age and ageing, Clothes, Default, Holidays, Old folks, Oregon, Questions, Women

Now Hold Still While I Affix This Muzzle

Little boy being pushed in cart: You smell!
Dad: No, you smell!
Little boy: No, you smell!
Dad: You smell!
(a little later)
Little boy: That was awful!
Dad: Only because you think it is.
Little boy: You're a sock!
Dad: Oh, I'm a sock now?
Little boy: A soooock!
Dad: No, you're a sock!

Whole Foods
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Kafrin

Posted on November 21, 2014
California, Clothes, Dads, Default, Games, Guys, Kids, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Words

Clothes

That's No Euphemism, Dear Reader