Five-year-old to father: Yay! We're going to the bridge of pies!
Near “Bridge of Sighs”
Oxford
England
Five-year-old to father: Yay! We're going to the bridge of pies!
Near “Bridge of Sighs”
Oxford
England
Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).
UC Berkeley
California
Overheard by: not telling either
Loud girl on cell: I dunno… I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you’ve been puking.
Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html
Horny girl: I’m scared! I don’t want to get turned on by a tampon! I don’t want to lose my virginity to a tampon… It’s just, like, vagina creeps me out so bad, like, I look for excuses not to touch it.
Friend: Yeah, vagina is gross. I avoid touching it.
Stauffer Library, Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: andrea
Guy #1: Dude, I’m really embarrassed. Last night I peed in her roommate’s closet.
Guy #2: Hall of fame! That’s hall of fame material!
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-what-hall-are-we-discussing.html
Mexican girl: I feel sorry for white people. They’re not allowed to use stereotypes.
San José State University
San José, California
Overheard by: Cracker
Visiting Chinese professor: We like Clinton for his love stories.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Lady to math tutor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he hasn’t used the bathroom yet.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas library
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: the stonefoxx
Drunk boy: I can’t find her! I don’t know where she is!
Drunk girl: Is she wearing clothes?
Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Drunk girl: Passing out when you’re drunk is so much better than having sex when you’re sober.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
