Though Every Drunken Brawl Is Like a Snowflake.

Female college student: My new thing is going to bed at a decent time when I have class in the morning.
20-something college dropout: My new thing is binge drinking every day. But I guess that's not really new.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357823613/everyone-has-a-routine.html

Overheard by: passing out at a decent hour

Posted on December 10, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Time Management

The Sentiment Behind the Casting Of Every Boy Band, Ever.

Girl: He's like my brother… that I occasionally have an incestuous relationship with.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Lisa Arthur

Posted on December 10, 2009
Compare and contrast, Family ties, Girls, New Zealand, Sex

Why McDonald's Employees Have Too Much Power in Their Personal Relationships

Chick on cell: There's withholding sex, and then there's withholding French fries.

Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on December 8, 2009
Chicks, Compare and contrast, Food, Ohio, On the phone, Sex

As Much As Any Six-Foot-Tall African American

Perky female voice: Do I look like Audrey Hepburn?
Reluctant male voice: Yes.
Perky female voice: Thanks!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on December 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Women

It Was More Like Milking the Bull

Drunk girl: I thought the first time I had sex it would be like milking a cow. You know: squirt, squirt, squirt… a little at a time.

Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on December 4, 2009
Animals, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Girls, Sex

Only Straight Men Start to Die in Craft Stores

Guy: Glitter is like the herpes of craft! It just gets everywhere!

Michael's Arts and Crafts
Merced, California

Posted on December 3, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, STDs, Stores

…From the Sketchy Dude Gyrating Next to Me.

Teen princess to another, in changing room: Oh my god, she's so trashy. Who would ask their friends to a a pole-dancing class there? The pole dancing studios I go to in the city are like sexy and hot. But at that one, I got carpet burn.

Changing Rooms
Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 2, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Education, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

And, If You're at All Interested, Napoleon's in the Supply Closet.

Employee #1: It's been such a slow day. I feel like I've been here forever.
Employee #2: I know, right?
Employee #1: How about you? Today been slow for you too?
Employee #3: Nope. I discovered time travel.

Hardware Store
Agoura Hills, California

Posted on December 1, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Employees, Feelings, Jobs & Careers, Stores, Time Management, Weirdness

Ever Been to the U.S., Suzy?

Psych class guy: Dolphins are the second smartest animal.
Psych class girl: What's the smartest?
Psych class guy: Humans.
Psych class girl: Wait, humans are animals?
Psych class guy: Yep.
Psych class girl: Really?
Psych class guy: For real.

Hamilton
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Posted on December 1, 2009
Animals, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

We Warned You About Drinking from the Open Bottles

NYU guy in audience during group skits: PBR doesn't taste as good on a Sunday morning as it did last night at the party.
NYU girl in audience during group skits: Yeah, I'm like, “someone might as well just piss in my mouth instead.”

Rock Hill, New York

Overheard by: I think I'll still go with the PBR

Posted on November 30, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Mouth, New York, Pee, Students

Compare and contrast

Only Straight Men Start to Die in Craft Stores