Wait, It’s Fall? How Long Was I Playing That Wii?

Boyfriend, looking around suspiciously: … It smells funny…
Girlfriend: It’s the outside!

Webster City, Iowa

Overheard by: Phoebe

Posted on July 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Sensory experiences, Threats

Now as Lost to Us as the Age of Dinosaurs

Girl #1: You’ve written “2007” instead of “2008” on your exam sheet.
Girl #2: Yeah, so? It was a better time, ok?

University of Guelph
Canadia

Posted on July 16, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Feelings, Girls, Students

How This Is Relevant to Jane Eyre Has Yet to Become Clear

Professor: So the idea of women getting foreplay before sex often ends up being a way…
Student (cutting her off): For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Professor: Well, I was trying to think of a more polite way to say it, but…yes.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on July 15, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Foreplay, Girls, Overheard at UMBC, Students, Teachers, Women, Words

Like Amniotic Fluid, Cigarette Smoke, and Misspent Youth.

Girl: Everything I touch smells like Britney Spears, but in a bad way.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 15, 2015
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Illinois, Sensory experiences

Their Evil Is More Insidious

Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/nun-bun.html

Overheard by: natalie

Posted on July 15, 2015
Compare and contrast, Kids, Magic, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Religion

Why Does “Mountainous Region” Sound Dirty to Us?

Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…

Posted on July 15, 2015
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Geography, Guys, Massachusetts, Old folks, Weirdness

Wait 'til You Hear My Story About the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny's Gay Orgy

Three-year-old boy: Do Santa and Batman fly in the sky together?
Mom: I hope they're careful if they do, because otherwise… Batmobile crashes into Santa's sleigh, boom! (makes explosion noises) Santa and Batman. Dead.
Three-year-old boy: (laughs hysterically)
Auntie: I'm glad he laughed at that, otherwise you were getting the “worst mom” award.

Antelope, California

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pop culture, Questions, Wishes

I've Provided You All with Maps to Denny's and the Free Clinic

Professor: Okay, so everyone get your papers out. If you don't have your papers here with you then you can just leave. (class mumbles in disgust) That's right, take the walk of shame. Like you just got laid at a frat party, take the walk of shame.

Miami University
Florida

Posted on July 14, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Feelings, Florida, Offers and requests

Where the Strippers Shit in the Water

Guy #1: So yeah, you can get in the water with them but you can’t touch the manatees unless they swim up to you.
Guy #2: Sort of like a strip club.

Bar
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on July 11, 2015
Advice, Animals, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Missouri, Sexuality

…How's That for a Birthday Card?

Tough guy who waxes his eyebrows: Yeah, my old girlfriend was smart. She didn't let me take any pictures or videotape her while we were fucking. This new chick…if she's ever famous, I'm rich!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 11, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Money, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

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