It's Important to Have Goals

Girl at bar: In my next life, I hope I'm a man. And I'm gonna be an asshole. My dick is gonna fall off from having sex with so many bitches.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: TaraLeigh

Posted on March 29, 2019
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The Lipstick Kind, at Least?

Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.

H&M
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2019
Beauty, Body parts, Clothes, Clothing, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Illinois, Sexuality, Shopping, Stores

Unless Our Government Reinstates the Draft

Philosophy professor: I can't say I would rather have M&Ms than strong feet.

SUNY Purchase
Purchase, New York

Overheard by: Seth

Posted on March 27, 2019
Body parts, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, New York, Teachers

Sexual Customs in Yorktown Are a Bit Unusual

Woman on cell: Did you go in the bubble? (pause) No, you shouldn't give him a tip, otherwise he'll think he's doing you a favor.

Bookstore
Yorktown, New York

Posted on March 24, 2019
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The Peril Of Having Access to Unlimited Loaves and Fishes

Irate woman, commenting on depiction of Jesus at the Sidewalk Art Festival: He was so fat I couldn't even focus on the fact he was supposed to be Jesus.

Savannah, Georgia