Talkative guy: Masturbating is my “me” time. When you're having sex, it's about the other person. Well, it is for her until she forgets because she's made herself come so hard…
Bayonne, New Jersey
Talkative guy: Masturbating is my “me” time. When you're having sex, it's about the other person. Well, it is for her until she forgets because she's made herself come so hard…
Bayonne, New Jersey
Dude: I may be bipolar, but she’s fucking crazy!
650 NE Holladay Street
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Too Many Papercuts
Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.
Rapid City, South Dakota
Pre-school teacher #1: Which kids do you want in your group today?
Pre-school teacher #2: Oh, I don’t really care. Just not Monica*. I cant stand her.
Pre-school teacher #1: Yeah, I know. It’s like it’s her period every friggin’ day!
Pre-school teacher #2: Yeah, she’s such a little frigid bitch!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: first day on the job
Five-year-old boy: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Five-year-old boy: When I grow up, I want to marry you.
Father: Uhm, you can't do that. What about your friend, Alex?
Five-year-old boy: Hmmm. Okay. I think I'll marry Alex instead.
Reynoldsburg, Ohio
Overheard by: Timothy
Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html
Overheard by: rich
Girl, joking: I love when girls are walking around drunk with eye makeup smeared around their faces.
Guy: Yeah, those are the ones I try to take home.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you really think I go around looking for girls with good personalities?
Iowa City, Iowa
Teen girl with group of friends: But I don’t get it… Why would you wipe it *that* way particularly?
(long silence, group of friends look at each other)
Friend, incredulously: Uhh… So you don’t get shit in your vag?
Federation Square
Melbourne
Australia
Hot blonde: You know, even if he becomes your boyfriend, I'll never be able to call him anything other than Wolverine.
Hot brunette: Except he won't ever become my boyfriend because he loves Jesus and Nickelback.
Hot blonde: Ew! Double ew!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Clarissa StTacocrotch
Girl to friends: Well, he's really nice, but I'm not sure if he'd like destroying the babies.
Oxford
England
Overheard by: HERTFORD
