Teen boy: Look! There's that pink car with the fat lady again!
Teen girl: She's everywhere! She must be Jesus!
Athens, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Mateo
Teen boy: Look! There's that pink car with the fat lady again!
Teen girl: She's everywhere! She must be Jesus!
Athens, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Mateo
Guy: Didn’t you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.
California
Tramcar attendant: Parents, please make sure to take your children with you back to your cars. Otherwise, we'll be forced to superglue their feet to It's a Small World and make them perform.
Disney World Tram
Florida
Overheard by: LOL
Man being dropped off at airport: I love you! I'll call when I get in.
Woman in car: I fucking hate your guts!
Newark Airport
New Jersey
Overheard by: Happy tp be living in Oregon
College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!
Miami University
Oxford, Ohio
Overheard by: sarah
Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/
Overheard by: douglas
Teacher: Who knows what the word “cell” means?
4th-grader: Oh, I do, I do! It's a tiny thing like a jelly doughnut! Except instead of jelly, there's blood!
Elementary School
Washington, DC
Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Overheard by:
Guy in Mexican restaurant: Have you ever met the Pope?
Girl in Mexican restaurant: No. He's dead.
Groton, Connecticut
Overheard by: Newt
