Woman in car behind us at drive-thru, on the speaker placing order: I'd like a salad, without a lot of lettuce.
Employee: (silent)
Pendleton, Oregon
Overheard by: CapriSun
Woman in car behind us at drive-thru, on the speaker placing order: I'd like a salad, without a lot of lettuce.
Employee: (silent)
Pendleton, Oregon
Overheard by: CapriSun
Woman: There’s nothing in my mouth that I’m ashamed of!
87 Bus
Jersey City, New Jersey
Boy, sitting on the grass: Hey, I can see your underwear.
Cute girl in dress, sitting on the grass, uncrossing her legs: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
Boy: You sound like you're trying to make me feel ashamed, but I'm gonna keep on looking. The blue whales are really cute.
Beijing
China
Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!
Alumni Hill
University of Arizona
Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side
Old dude #1, eating lunch: What is this?
Old dude #2, sitting next to him: It's chicken.
Old dude #1: It's chicken? It looks like fish.
Old dude #2: No, it's chicken.
Old dude #1: Doesn't it look like fish?
Old dude #2: Whatever it is, it's dead.
(short pause)
Old dude #1: What is this? Fish?
Assisted Living Facility
Boston, Massachusetts
Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.
Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine
Overheard by: Fia
Mother: That dress is cheap — cheap like the cigarette cartoons in my mother’s freezer.
Daughter: It’s prom. You’re supposed to look cheap.
Salt Lake City, Utah
College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732219/taking-recycling-too-far.html
Overheard by: a. Lil
Woman: I orgasmed here once.
Friend, cheerfully: Oh, I've done that several times!
James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia
Overheard by: Annissa
Queer en route to Obama rally: Oh my god, he’s so cute. Do you think he’ll sign my ass for me?
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel Jane
