Brazilian tourist chick: Everyone here really likes turnips!
Liverpool Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Yoshi
Brazilian tourist chick: Everyone here really likes turnips!
Liverpool Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Yoshi
Security: What are you studying?
Girl checking books in X-ray machine: Proper oral technique.
Security: (snickers)
Girl: Dentistry!
Security: Oh.
Airpot
Newcastle
England
Physical education teacher, demonstrating the overhead smash in badminton: So I'm gonna find myself in a bad position and Sean is just gonna unload on me.
Monson, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Blonde in library: Is that how you network? You just make out with people? Cause that's how I thought it worked.
Bellingham, Washington
Hobo #1: Hey, look! It's Roger!
Hobo #2: Who's Roger?
Hobo #1: You know! Bag-o-dirt Roger!
Hobo #2: Oh. Hey, dirtbag!
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
High-school girl: Seriously, it looked like he'd used her neck as a teething ring or something.
Wilmington, Delaware
Dude: You have ovaries of steel.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
Girl in line: I'm getting a Diet Coke, now we can have sex.
California
Overheard by: Randy
