So You're Saying Sex Is a Game?

Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!

Alumni Hill
University of Arizona

Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side

Posted on August 21, 2019
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Religious fanatics, Sex, Women

Helpful Tip: If It Looks Fishy, Don't Eat It.

Old dude #1, eating lunch: What is this?
Old dude #2, sitting next to him: It's chicken.
Old dude #1: It's chicken? It looks like fish.
Old dude #2: No, it's chicken.
Old dude #1: Doesn't it look like fish?
Old dude #2: Whatever it is, it's dead.
(short pause)
Old dude #1: What is this? Fish?

Assisted Living Facility
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 21, 2019
Default

Ad: If Your Chess Game Lasts More Than Four Hours, Seek Medical Attention

Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Fia

Posted on August 20, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Sexuality

To Stand Out from Your Husband’s Other Wives

Mother: That dress is cheap — cheap like the cigarette cartoons in my mother’s freezer.
Daughter: It’s prom. You’re supposed to look cheap.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on August 17, 2019
Clothing, Comebacks, Compliments, Default, Girls, Gripes, Moms, Utah

What About “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”?

College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732219/taking-recycling-too-far.html

Overheard by: a. Lil

Posted on August 15, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Sorority types, Weirdness

I Have It on My Resume, Under “Hobbies”

Woman: I orgasmed here once.
Friend, cheerfully: Oh, I've done that several times!

James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia

Overheard by: Annissa

Posted on August 15, 2019
Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Friends, Georgia, Memory lane, Women

How the Colonials Felt about John Hancock

Queer en route to Obama rally: Oh my god, he’s so cute. Do you think he’ll sign my ass for me?

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Jane

Posted on August 14, 2019
Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Idiots, Ohio, Queers, Questions

Being a Gentleman Has to Be Its Own Reward

Man: Excuse me, but your skirt is caught on your bag and it's pulling your skirt all the way up.
Young woman (annoyed): Excuse me! Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?!
Man: Fine then–walk around with your ass hanging out–see if I care.
Young woman (into her phone): Oh my god! Some guy just totally came up and told me that my ass is showing! (walks off with skirt still showing)

Airport
Sydney
Australia