Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change…gender…?
Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
California
Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change…gender…?
Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
California
Young female yuppie to friend: You really might have to calm me down. I haven't been in a mall in a long time.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: samantha
Guy: Dude, I think my roommate.
Leiden University
The Netherlands
Overheard by: Billy the Bootlegger
Little boy (chanting loudly): My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Little girl: But I don't have a penis.
Both: My vagina and my butt! My vagina and my butt…
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kelly
Cheerful American guy on cell: You know where I never want to go again? Australian jail!
LAX Airport
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Rose Fox
(it is raining extremely hard outside)
Gay guy #1: So wet. Whatever, I guess we can make this look work.
Gay guy #2: We totally can.
Outside Macy's
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Emma W.
Guy to drunk girl at a party, whispering loudly: Will you have sex with me?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Please?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Aww…come on!
Omaha, Nebraska
Girl #1, talking about Lasik surgery: Well, they either cut your eye completely with a laser, or they do part of it surgically.
Girl #2: No! No! Stop. I can't talk about eyes. Don't talk about eyes, especially when I'm eating.
Guy: This is just like with my friend, Marise. We can't talk about killing people because she's from Haiti.
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Molly
Motorist at detour: What do you mean I have to go around? I can't go around! What's going on?
Frustrated firefighter: Fire Department activity sir.
Motorist: What kind of Fire Department activity?
Frustrated firefighter: Arts and crafts, sir. Move along.
Morris Plains, New Jersey
Overheard by: Pokey
