Girl on cell: Did you just call me a jet-setting whore? I'm in Portland, for Pete's sake!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/11/no-po-ho.html
Overheard by: gwen
Girl on cell: Did you just call me a jet-setting whore? I'm in Portland, for Pete's sake!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/11/no-po-ho.html
Overheard by: gwen
Girl: Oh, Yom Kippur. I like it better than the other ones cause it sounds like “Yogi Bear”!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/13/i-apologize-for-taking-all-of-those-picnic-baskets/
Overheard by: Ian
Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me.
Fag hag: Says the Mexican…
Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: i don't like water
Health teacher to class: When you become more adult-like, you start to be more like an adult.
Roanoke, Virginia
Mother admonishing her child for sticking his head through the bars in a fence: You do not put your head through anything. Ever.
Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: Becca
Hobo: Hey, can you spare me a cigarette?
Smoker: Naw, man, I only have a couple left.
Hobo: I only want one! You can't spare me one?
Smoker: Well… Give me a minute, I'll get another pack. Wait here.
Hobo: Never mind, I got places to be.
Evanston, Illinois
Stoned guy at a party to group: I mean, you have to trust Doctor Dre. He's a doctor.
Party
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Leslie
Loud woman: But she said it wasn't a Target! It was a Wal-Mart. And then the grandmother didn't die. And she's still alive today!
Panda East
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Rachel
