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Agent: "he's funny, hot, looks like a terrorist, and fucks like a rockstar… Yes I did just say that. Book him"

Greenleaf, Century City

Hippie, addressing group: If you can get you guitar to play music at the same frequency as telepathy, you'll make millions!

Portland, Oregon

Dining hall boy #1: I haven't gotten my period yet.
Dining hall boy #2: Me neither!

University at Buffalo
Buffalo, New York

(at 4:30 pm)
College girl #1: Well, we could go get dinner now, but it's really early for that.
College guy: Well, it's not too early if you are old.
College girl #2: Yeah, they always start rolling into the restaurant about this time.
College girl #1: Really? I can't wait to be old!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363289326/it-happens-earlier-than-you-think.html

Overheard by: I'm not in that big of a rush

Young Southern woman: We got to the hotel and the room was sooooo small!
Mother-in-law: Why didn't you just ask for another room?
Young Southern woman: Well, we had all our stuff in there, and I already clipped my toenails on the floor.
Mother-in-law: Oh.

South Carolina

Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom?

Chino, California

Drunk girl: You only get pregnant if you want to.

Ohio

Mother to daughter: Come on!
(daughter rolls eyes and follows)
Random man to young girl: Is that your mother? You should be thrilled! Mine's dead!

Marin County, California

Grandmother: I think the cat is pregnant with one kitten or something.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah, and the kitten is like, controlling her from the inside.

Spokane, Washington

Woman: Definitely. I had both feet in the door, but now it's just one foot in the door.
Man: I hate doors.

Bangkok
Thailand

Overheard by: Adair