Not As Much As Hanson, But Significantly.

20-something fashionista: Oh, the Spice Girls like totally changed my life!

Beverly Center
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Shabunapoodle

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Hipsters, Music, Names, Pop culture

At the Nymphomaniac Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

20-something chick to friend: If I have to strip him down and put him on top of you myself, I will. *Now* it’s a bet!

Mercado, Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on June 7, 2015
Chicks, Default, Sex, Washington, DC

Do We Really Want to Waste a Bag Of Crack, Though?

Guy #1: I know how to get your kid back, easy! I'll just put a bag of crack in your mom's car and call the cops and say “there is this old lady with a bag of crack and a baby in her car!” (laughs)
Guy #2: That would be so cool.

Bus Stop
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on June 7, 2015
Bus, Canadia, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Guys, Kids

Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds Weren't Always the Lovebirds They Appeared

Girl: Dang, it's raining!
Boy: Do you have an umbrella?
Girl: Yeah. I hate umbrellas.
Boy, surprisingly vehemently: Suck it up!

Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Weather

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

Anyway, Aliens Share a Hive Consciousness and Can't Die

Sophomore #1, during heated debate about zombie safety: Wait! What if there were alien zombies?
Sophomore #2: Shut up! We're talking about realistic stuff, here!

Theatre Class, Rossview High
Clarksville, Tennessee

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Tennessee, Zombies

Boogeyman: The Bitch Scares Me, Okay?

Loud woman in a bar: I thought I was going to have a nightmare, but I was disappointed.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Cecil

Posted on June 7, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Memory lane, Pennsylvania, Women

We Named Them After the Kids on Seventh Heaven

Woman on cell waiting in line for lunch: Oh, to keep you in the loop, we are not getting pregnant any time soon. There is like no sperm. They said there were eight, but they were retarded.

Richmond, Virginia