Mom, doing mock interview of five-year-old for their journal: Okay, who is your least favorite person?
Five-year-old: Saddam Hussein, and the girl at school with the bent chin.
Maryland
Overheard by: Brittany
Mom, doing mock interview of five-year-old for their journal: Okay, who is your least favorite person?
Five-year-old: Saddam Hussein, and the girl at school with the bent chin.
Maryland
Overheard by: Brittany
Indian professor with thick accent: Okay class. If I flip this coin 50 times, what is the probability that I get head?
Dude in the back: Man, I could flip a coin 100 times and I'm still not gettin' head.
(class bursts into hysterical laughter)
Indian professor: What? What did I say?
Statistics Class, George Washington University
Washington, DC
Little boy, excitedly: Everybody's dying these days!
Hooksett, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Evee
"if you call his penis prince haraldo, I swear I will cut you."
Idk
Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their bagel in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom, without looking up: It's a donut.
Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their donut in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom: It's still wrapped, if anyone wants it.
Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Young man to two female friends: If we go on that ride and his underwear aren't wet at the end, I am making him trade me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/378462613/thats-a-pretty-bum-deal-for-other-guy.html
Overheard by: it's a deal!
Girl, responding to friend hitting her on the butt: Oh my god!! I'm never trusting you with my privates again!
Fairfax, California
Overheard by: slovett
Seven-year-old daughter, confused: Mommy, why's the play called Murder on the Ides?
Mom: Well, it's about Julius Caesar, a Roman leader. See, in this country, when we don't like our leader anymore, we vote 'em out. But the Romans…
Seven-year-old daughter, excitedly: Oh! Oh! They kill them!!
Colgate University
Madison County, New York
Overheard by: Jake
Eight-year-old boy: So, is the birthday party going to be fun?
Six-year-old girl: Yeah!
Eight-year-old boy: Who knows? It could be a disaster!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/441497736/is-it-too-late-to-uninvite-her.html
Overheard by: working hard to make it a fun party.
Eight-year-old: I have two boyfriends. One is a cheater and one is a user.
Surprised aunt: What?
Eight-year-old: Yes. One is cheating on me and didn't think I would find out, and the other one is using me to make another girl jealous. So I guess I don't have any boyfriends.
Virginia
Overheard by: Forget taking relationship advice from my peers
