Stay Far Away from the Octomom, Dear Reader

Girl to friend: Then she sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his baby inside her. Talk about mixed messages.

Fred's Diner
Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Adam

Posted on April 10, 2009
Default, E-mail, Family ties, Girls, Ohio, Restaurants, Weirdness

I Mean, That's the Logical Route.

Guy to friend: No, dude. You wouldn't be able to kill a robot. You would have to befriend it and then, when it's not expecting it, rip its brain out.
Friend: I tried that too.

Westwood, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
Advice, Body parts, California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Guys, Weirdness

The Olsen Twins' Popularity? Really?

Guy: It'll make more sense once you figure it out.

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Posted on April 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Oklahoma, Weirdness, Words

Yada Yada Yada, See You at 5 A.M. Saturday

Professor: I know, I know. Worst exam period ever. You don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. I'm not sure how we got that one…maybe the dean has a daughter and I was drinking and I said something. I don't know.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on April 7, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Family ties, Teachers, Weirdness

Well I Got Into the Sorority, Didn't I?

Girl to another standing outside business office: So did you smack her titties?

College Building
Wisconsin

Posted on April 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Nipples, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness

Ben Franklin Was a Tough Kid to Raise

Little boy at ice cream parlor: Uh…can I have um, little gummy bears?
Impatient dad: Oh, that's great. You invented something the store doesn't have.

Westchester, New York

Overheard by: Griffin

Posted on April 6, 2009
Candy, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores

Alice, I Think We Should See Other People for a While

Woman #1: He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Woman #2: Niiiice. Wait, hot Leonardo from The Departed or crazy Leonardo from The Aviator?
Woman #1: Uhhh.
Woman #2: Or the mental kid from Gilbert Grape? Or Leonardo from Titanic? Ha, this is fun!
Woman #1: Actually, he looks more like Matt Damon.

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on April 5, 2009
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Default, Movies, New Zealand, Questions, Women

We Really Need Internet Access for This Sort Of Thing

Girl on subway to friend: It'd be weird to have sex with a girl.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't know where everything goes.
Girl: Nothing would fit. (pause) This is probably not a subway conversation.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Friends, Girls, Public transportation, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness

This Will Easier to Explain with a Cone and Two Scoops

Nanny to five-year-old: Look, Stephen, there's a kitty!
Stephen, petting cat: Since boys have short hair and girls have long hair, then this kitty is a boy.
Nanny: Maybe not. Boys can have long hair and girls can have short hair too.
Stephen: Then how do you tell if it's a girl or a boy?
Nanny: How 'bout some ice cream?

Washington, DC

Posted on April 5, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Kids, Questions, Washington, DC

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