Mike Hunt Fights the Temptation to Change His Name

Older lady customer: Are you Chris?
Manager guy: No, I'm Mike.
Older lady customer: Are you Carl?
Manager guy: No, I'm still Mike.

Perkins Restaurant
Westfall, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Veronica @ http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/

Posted on November 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Guys, Mental illnesses, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants, Women

They're Even Set to the Same Music

Girl #1: So, how do orgies work? I don't really get it.
Girl #2: I dunno. I think if you see a hole, you just fill it with whatever you've got.
Girl #3: It's like Tetris!

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on November 20, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Girls, Questions, Sex

So Listen Up, Ladies

Male British literature prof: Today, Alexander Pope and I are going to tell you what it's like to be a woman.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: reb

Posted on November 20, 2008
Books, Canadia, Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Sexuality, Teachers

And All These People Were Lying on Me

Sorority ditz: It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, I was just too drunk.

USC
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Sorority types, South Carolina, Wishes

We Have a Winner

Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Words

The Michigan State AA Chapter Didn't Quite Get the Point

Frat boy on cell: I am going to get so wasted! I'm going to get wasted on water. I will drink so much water that I'll be like, “Ahhh, I'm drowning in water!” I will be that fucking drunk, bro. With water!

Michigan State University

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Michigan, On the phone, Weirdness

That Limbo Bar Might As Well Have Been a Phallus

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire