Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/
Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/
Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Assumed alcoholic: You didn't have alcohol. One beer isn't alcohol. Six beer is alcohol!
St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia
Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!
Target
Salem, Oregon
Six-year-old boy: I want flan. I want flan, mom. I want flan. I've never tried it before. Can we get flan?
Mother: Okay, you need to stop being so annoying.
Six-year-old boy: Maybe.
Supermarket
Northampton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Adrienne
Bible thumper pointing at chick: You're the master baiter!
University Quad
Illinois State
Overheard by: a fellow masterbater
Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.
Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M agrees
Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html
Overheard by: brian
Loud woman to man: How many people have you killed? Between you and me.
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
