And a Wife

Girl #1: I need a new guy. That's not fair! He was able to recuperate real fast.
Girl #2: Yeah. Well, he had a girlfriend.

Texas

Posted on October 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

All I Know Is Their Wedding Has an Open Bar

Girl #1: I don't know, I mean…he's not the best looking.
Girl #2: Yeah, but neither is she. I mean, she can be…
Girl #1: Yeah, I mean, he's not really good looking, and she's not pretty-pretty, y'know?
Girl #2: I guess. I mean, I guess they fit together. What's her name anyway?
Girl #1: I don't know, “r” something.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com

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Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Overheard at Loyola, Relationships

Daddy Has to Go Bring Home the Kibble

Man getting into car to dog barking wildly: No, you can't come. You have to stay home with mommy!

Westchester County, New York

Posted on October 28, 2008
Animals, Default, Family ties, Guys, New York, Offers and requests

Later the Cafeteria Staff Served Us Pasta Boobies

Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”

Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey

Overheard by: kristina

Posted on October 28, 2008
Default, Guys, History, Names, New Jersey, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

Bottom Line: Can I Borrow a Pickle and Some Duct Tape?

Girl on cell: And I'm like “If you get to fuck me in the ass, then I get to fuck you!” Yeah, except then he's like, “Okay, sweet!” and I'm like, “Shit, that backfired.”

University LRT Station
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: thrilled commuter

Posted on October 28, 2008
Backdoor, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, Threats, Train

Bear: Just Give Me an Excuse, You Ice-Cap-Melting-Rock-Throwing Motherfucker!

(at the polar bear exhibit)
Father to son holding a rock: Don't throw that rock! If you throw that, it's going to hit the bear, and then he's going to come over here and eat you. Do you want him to come over here and eat you?!

Zoo
Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Sarah.

Posted on October 27, 2008
Animals, Dads, Default, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Threats, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

Posing Clown Hypotheticals, Eh? Just Like an Irishman

Guy: What would you do if a clown jumped through the window and tried to abduct you by putting a sleeping bag over your head?
Girl: I'd whup his ass.
Guy: You'd whup his ass, would you? Just like an American.

England

Overheard by: E.

Posted on October 27, 2008
Default, England, Girls, Guys, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

Well, We're Stopping, but We're Not Stopping-Stopping

Conductor (at tube stop before Finchley Road station): This train will not be stopping at Finchley Road. I repeat, this train will not be stopping at Finchley Road. (train pulls into Finchley Road, slows down and stops) This train will not be stopping at Finchley Road. (pause) I'm aware that we've actually stopped at Finchley Road, but we will not be stopping at Finchley Road.

Jubilee Underground Line
London
England

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on October 27, 2008
Conductors, Default, England, Public transportation, Train, Weirdness, Words

When God Closes a Tomb, He Opens the Doors

Lunching law firm girl #1: Oh god, when it comes to my track record… Seriously, I've dated two vampires and a guy who thought he was Jim Morrison reincarnated.
Lunching law firm girl #2: That's ridiculous. (pause) My junior year high school English teacher was Jim Morrison reincarnated. God!

Quizno's
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on October 27, 2008
About celebrities, Arizona, Coworkers, Default, Education, Employees, Girls, Relationships, Restaurants, Weirdness

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