Some Sorority Initiation Names Are Nicer Than Others

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

It's More of a Sashay, Really

Older woman to middle aged man walking a dog: Is that how all dogs walk?
Middle aged man: That's how *this* dog walks.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494228/other-dogs-walk-like-that.html

Overheard by: have you never seen a dog walk before?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Women

Or in the Fantasy That Runs on a Loop in My Head?

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Druggies, Guys, Questions, USA, Weirdness, Words

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