…Or Stay Here and Piss My Initials? Make Up Your Mind

Thug to another: You want me to go home and take a shit?

Lake Grove, New York

Posted on October 11, 2008
Default, Friends, New York, Offers and requests, Poop, Questions, Thugs

Except Target Shooters in Vegas

Woman: Well, I still think I should be allowed to join the army if I want to.
Man: Oh yeah, you totally should. I'm just saying, I don't think women should go to *war*. I mean, no one wants to see, like, boobs getting shot at.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on October 11, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Violence, Women

The One It Was So Easy It Was a Piece Of?

Guy to girlfriend: And after that, I was just done. It took the icing on the cake…or whatever.
Girlfriend: What cake?

Aloha Highschool
Oregon

Posted on October 10, 2008
Couples, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Being Raised by the Buddha Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be

Five-year-old: Daddy, I want ice cream.
Father: How does it feel to want something?

Vermont

Posted on October 10, 2008
Dads, Default, Feelings, Food, Kids, Questions, Vermont, Weirdness, Wishes

This Concludes Our Oral Report

Short girl #1: Mormons are like, on a mission, you know?
Short girl #2: And they smell bad!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Savannah

Posted on October 10, 2008
Christianity, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sensory experiences

But She's the One Who Showed Up at the Club with the Lollipop and Pigtails

Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: Mod

Posted on October 9, 2008
California, Crimes, Default, Guys, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality

Perhaps the Little Beret Was a Poor Idea?

Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/

Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin

Posted on October 9, 2008
Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Language barrier, Overheard at McGill, Vagina, Weirdness

Three Beers Is O'Doul's

Assumed alcoholic: You didn't have alcohol. One beer isn't alcohol. Six beer is alcohol!

St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on October 8, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Mental illnesses

Or Sam's Club, the All-S&M Warehouse

Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!

Target
Salem, Oregon

Posted on October 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Oregon, Stores

…If I Get Some Flan

Six-year-old boy: I want flan. I want flan, mom. I want flan. I've never tried it before. Can we get flan?
Mother: Okay, you need to stop being so annoying.
Six-year-old boy: Maybe.

Supermarket
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on October 8, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Stores, Wishes

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