We Talking Pecker Snot Here, Carlo?

Very drunk male friend to very sober, pregnant, married friend: Can I phlegm on your cleavage?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/375684186/that-just-wont-work.html

Overheard by: a connoisseur of terrible pick-up lines

Posted on February 24, 2009
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

And Yet, the Unexamined Ring Is Not Worth Wearing

Girl sucking down Smirnoff Ice: The longer I look at my engagement ring, the smaller the diamond gets…

Berklee Performing Arts Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Massachusetts, Relationships, Sensory experiences

Along With “Old Too Soon” and “Smart Too Late”

Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”

Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Counselors, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, Questions

No

Happy hour drinker: My menstruation looks like meat. Is that normal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396710383/i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sounds-of-my-retching.html

Overheard by: no, good heavens no!

Posted on December 12, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Weirdness

Unless You Count Vaginal Penetration

Drunk old guy (supported by another): 61 years of celibacy!

Pirate's Alley
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on December 6, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Drunks, Guys, Louisiana, Old folks, Virginity, Weirdness

Sounds Great. Really. My People Will Call Your People

Drunk girl: You cough up a ring, and I'll cough up my vagina.

Sacramento, California

Posted on December 5, 2008
California, Default, Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Vagina, Weirdness

Meet the Only Guy in Kansas Secure Enough to Say He Doesn't Like Pussy

Drunk girl, walking over and planting big kiss on guy's forehead: I kissed you like I kiss my cat!
Guy: I don't like cats.

Emporia, Kansas

Overheard by: Very Disturbed

Posted on December 2, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kansas

Even in Metric Drinks

Bartender: I've never seen someone drink ten Jägerbombs in 15 minutes before…you must be from hell.
Slightly drunk girl: No! I'm from New York. 10? That was 10? Oh, crap, 10 is a lot more than 3.

London
England