It's Time My Penis Had a Break

Very drunk girl: I'm going to go pee with my vagina.

Venice, Florida

Posted on March 26, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, Pee, Vagina, Weirdness

Plus, Concrete Shoes Are the New Black

Drunk woman #1: I shoulda been in the mafia.
Drunk woman #2: Why?
Drunk woman #1: I hate loose ends.

Bar
Louisiana

Overheard by: soprano

Posted on March 11, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Louisiana, Questions, Wishes, Women

So Sad That It Has to Come Back Down

Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool!
Sober girl: Yeah…they tend to do that.
Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again!

London
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The D.D. for the night

Posted on March 1, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Technology

We Talking Pecker Snot Here, Carlo?

Very drunk male friend to very sober, pregnant, married friend: Can I phlegm on your cleavage?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/375684186/that-just-wont-work.html

Overheard by: a connoisseur of terrible pick-up lines

Posted on February 24, 2009
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

And Yet, the Unexamined Ring Is Not Worth Wearing

Girl sucking down Smirnoff Ice: The longer I look at my engagement ring, the smaller the diamond gets…

Berklee Performing Arts Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Massachusetts, Relationships, Sensory experiences

Along With “Old Too Soon” and “Smart Too Late”

Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”

Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia