And Why’s Her Brother Waving Happily from the Pool?

Drunk girl: Hey. Hey! Everyone be quiet for a second — I want to make a toast. I just want to remind everyone why we’re here, and that’s because my brother finally shit successfully.
Drunk guy: What the fuck did she just say?

House party
Holbrook, New York

Overheard by: pc

Posted on November 15, 2021
Drunks, New York, Poop

You've Foiled Me for the Last Time, Levi Strauss!

Very loud drunk guy, standing at a urinal while he tries to open his zipper: How the fuck do they do this?

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on October 27, 2021
Default, Drunks, Guys, Nevada, Pee, Questions, Weirdness

And Since Your Sister Got Crushed by That House, You're All I've Got!

Drunk guy outside window: I didn't storm the beaches of Normandy so you could fly around on pieces of wood!

Montague Street
Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: sarah (trying to sleep here!)

Posted on September 17, 2021
Default, Drunks, Guys, History, Scotland, Weirdness

My Secret? I Like Forcible Sex

Drunk teen: Anyone could be a rapist… I could be a rapist, that lady with the bag could be a rapist… [Lady with bag looks over, appalled.] Oh, well, I’m sure you are really very nice!

King’s Cross Night Bus
London
England

Overheard by: Andrea

Posted on August 25, 2021
Drunks, England, Philosophy

But She Didn't Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!

Sober girl: Look, all I'm saying is, I wouldn't fucking mess with her. She's clinically insane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she's really smart. There are those people, you know, that are so smart they're like actually crazy… Real mental, and we just think they're weird, but they're not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do realize that she drew pictures of her friends decapitated, right?

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Were they talking about the same person?

Posted on July 2, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

And, Even Then, Mostly Cock and Ecstasy

Drunk girl #1: God, I hate you. How do you stay so skinny?
Drunk girl #2: I only eat when I’m drunk.

United Kingdom

Overheard by: Nighttime Smoker

Posted on May 22, 2021
Diet & weight, Drunks, UK

You'd Know Why If You'd Ever Dipped One in the Toilet

Tipsy guy to girl beside him: What are you doing later?
Girl: Going home to Scotchgard my bathrobe.

Duke & Duchess Bar
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Cooper Street Relic

Posted on May 16, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness, Words

I Didn't Expect the Irish to Be Such Pussies

Coworker: Where were you? You were meant to be in work at 7!
Drunk Slovakian guy arriving at work: I drank Jack Daniels until 5 this morning, then went to bed. I woke at nine and fucked Jane, then got my brother to drop me off at work.

Craigavon
Northern Ireland

Posted on March 17, 2021
Coworkers, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Family ties, Foreigners, Ireland, Questions, Sex

That's What I Got You Last Year

Drunk male friend: What do you want for your birthday, baby? I can make it happen, just tell me what you want!
Really, really drunk birthday girl, pointing at someone else: I want in that guy's pants!

Norfolk, Virginia

Posted on February 11, 2021
Clothes, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Gifts, Girls, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Wishes

Why People Hate Tequila in the Morning, Encapsulated.

Drunk girl: Look! I have salt stains all over my pants. I'm a car.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 21, 2020
Clothes, Drunks, Girls, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Weirdness

Drunks