…”The Lord” to You Christians and Jews

Teacher, lecturing on post WWII German artwork: Creepy sneaky guy is watching you!

History Class
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 28, 2009
Class, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Threats, Weirdness

…And Bring Out the Visual Aids.

Student, about the economy: Well, what if I just took my big stick and made them give me their resources?
Professor: Well, let's just imagine that your stick isn't big enough to extract the resources you want. (chuckles) Sometimes there's no pleasure in the big stick. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about sticks now.

Classroom
UC Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on October 27, 2009
California, Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Politics, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Violence, Wishes

This Lecture Would Be Protected Under Attorney-Client Privilege

Professor: In a year or two, you're going to graduate and have to face the hard decision about what to do with your life. Some of you will be lawyers, some of you will be engineers, and some of you will opt for a life of crime. When you do, and you get caught, roll over on the person you're caught with, and ask for absolute immunity. I hope you don't choose a life of crime, but if you do, at least be smart about it.

Pre-law Class
USC

Posted on October 25, 2009
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Education, Jobs & Careers, Teachers

Where Would Either Industry Be Without Silicone?

College girl: The way I see it, chemistry is just like prostitution.

Northern Michigan University

Overheard by: everyone gets screwed?

Posted on October 23, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Michigan, Science, Sex, Sorority types

Mr. Miyagi Taught Him How, in the First Movie.

Student: What would Elvis say?
Professor: What would Plato say?
Student: What would Butler say?
Campbell: What would Foucault say?
Girl in back row: All I know is he broke a table.

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: elvis eavesdropper

Posted on October 14, 2009
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Education, Philosophy, Questions, Students, Teachers, Virginia

Which Has Made Her Extremely Popular

Middle aged woman, casually to friend: And she hasn't worn pants to school since 7th grade.

Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: The employee washing the window behind them

Posted on October 14, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Education, Friends, Washington, Women

…And a Photo Of My Face Drooling White Liquid?

Greek mythology professor: So, why is there a flying penis on the screen?

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on October 9, 2009
Education, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Teachers

Ask a Stupid Question…

High school government teacher: Which country has the most negative image?
Student, enthusiastically: Africa!

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on October 5, 2009
Education, Geography, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia

Naturally, She's Going on to Smith

Senior girl #1: Ugh! I feel like I've seen Katie's vagina way to many times.
Senior girl #2: Everyone has seen Katie's vagina. I don't know if you can graduate if you haven't.

Colorado

Overheard by: will be graduating…

Posted on October 4, 2009
Colorado, Education, Sensory experiences, Students, Vagina

It's Vital to Be Clear About Which Classes You're Cutting

Biology professor, a month into school: You have an exam next Monday… I mean Tuesday. Next Tuesday. (chuckle) You don't have this class on Mondays.
Really blonde girl in the back: Wait! We don't?!

Blinn College
Brenham, Texas

Overheard by: Face Palm

Posted on October 1, 2009
Class, Education, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Texas, Time Management

Education