Animal from The Muppets Was a Poor Student Indeed

Professor: I want you to think of your education like bread.
Student in back of room: It's delicious!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: War Damn Eagle

Posted on December 4, 2008
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Food, Offers and requests, Students, Teachers

Um, I'm from Kansas

Professor: So how many inches do you think are in a foot?
Student: Oh I'd say about 100.
Professor (speaking to class): I love picking on the foreign kids on the first day of class.

Normal, Illinois

Overheard by: AJ

Posted on December 3, 2008
Default, Education, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

If Only There Were Some Way to Limit How Many Can Register

Professor #1: Trying to crowd thirty-two students into a space meant for sixteen just isn't working.
Professor #2: Oh, really?
Professor #1: Is it at all possible to have the room reassigned without wading through the bureaucracy?
Professor #2: No, and that's why I always assign the thickest and most difficult readings in the first two weeks.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/47010.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 29, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Education, Gripes, Offers and requests, Overheard at York, Questions, Teachers

Tonight's Movie: Eyes Wide Shut

Middle aged, balding psych professor disproving “empty nest” theory: Now, when you leave the house your parents are free to run around the house naked, and fuck on the kitchen table! (pauses) Your parents like to have sex!

Psychology Class, Youngstown State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Carmen

Posted on November 24, 2008
Class, Default, Education, Family ties, Feelings, Ohio, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

So Listen Up, Ladies

Male British literature prof: Today, Alexander Pope and I are going to tell you what it's like to be a woman.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: reb

Posted on November 20, 2008
Books, Canadia, Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Sexuality, Teachers

And All These People Were Lying on Me

Sorority ditz: It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, I was just too drunk.

USC
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Sorority types, South Carolina, Wishes

Like, on Our Spouses or What?

Foreign professor: If I would be you, I would cheat.

Western Kentucky University

Posted on November 18, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Foreigners, Kentucky, Teachers

…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on November 13, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults, North Carolina, Time Management

Some Porn Writing Is Better Than Others

Professor: So, to calculate the unemployment rate, we whack off…

Intro to Macroeconomics Class
USC, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Class, Default, Education, Masturbation, Teachers

Education