Feelings

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Nerd: I don't know about you, but I have trouble being romantic when I'm sweating to death.

Community College
Illinois

Overheard by: adderall driven

Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!

Albany, New York

Little girl, seriously: This is what I like best about elevators. But it's not the blood of Christ.

Cherry Creek Mall
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Teenage girl to friend: I feel like if you eat my hair, we'll be more connected.

Fair Haven, New Jersey

Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!

Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi

Sociology professor: Did you ever listen to something the first time and like it, and then later on you change your mind? Like a song you listen to for the second time says “fuck all bitches” and you decide you don't like it after that?

Long Island University
New York

Overheard by: Ashley M.

Spoiled nine-year-old: People only love me for my stuff.

Day Care
Wichita, Kansas

Overheard by: amused

Granola guy: Yeah man, Ron Paul is awesome! He, like, votes no on everything.

Bonnaroo Festival
Manchester, Tennessee

College guy, watching little girl in husky cheerleader outfit: What's with all these cheerleaders everywhere? I like it!
Female friend: Dude, that sounded kind of wrong, she's like six.
College guy: Yeah… I just realized that.

UW Husky Tailgate
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face