And They're Less Of a Drag

Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don't need you anymore. I got cigarettes.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on October 18, 2021
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Hobos, Smoking, Stores

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html

Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

Posted on October 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

…Next to Making Undergrads Uncomfortable.

Professor: I advise you all to make love, at least once, outside in the rain. It's the best feeling in the world.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Mackenzie

Posted on October 11, 2021
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, New York, Sex, Teachers, Weather

Why She Shops at The Gap.

Chickie #1: You have a hole in your jeans.
Chickie #2: I love my hole!

Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Old Man

Posted on October 3, 2021
Ass, Canadia, Clothes, Feelings, Girls

Eh, You'd Say Just About Anything for a Slice.

Bogan girlfriend: You don't loves me! You don't loves me!
Bogan boyfriend: What do you mean I don't loves you? I fucks you and buys you a pie!

Armidale
Australia

Posted on September 30, 2021
Australia, Feelings, Food, Hubbies, Sex

Crying Is Her Cardio

Girl #1: I’m so glad you could make it out tonight! How are you?
Girl #2: I’m okay. I have a headache from crying.

Steppenwolff Theater
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 12, 2021
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Headaches, Illinois, Questions

Thanks to Oregon's No-Fault Dumpster Law

Girl #1: My tampon just fell out when I ran across the street. Great…how's it gonna be when I have a baby?
Girl #2: What? Tampons and babies go in the same place?
Girl #3: Yeah, the garbage disposal.
Girls #1 and #2: What?
Girl #3: I meant the dumpster.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on September 7, 2021
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Oregon, Questions

…Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea

Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen.
Teacher: You can't live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I've been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I'm still here.
Guy: You're just too sheltered.
Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like “do you want to stay overnight at my house?” and we were like “okay,” and I immediately regretted that one…

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 2, 2021
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Movies, Students, Teachers

As the Priest Recommended for Penance

Blonde 20-something #1: I feel awful.
Blonde 20-something #2: Yeah, I'm drinking a beer and then going to church.

Bagel Shop
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on August 24, 2021
Christianity, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls

…You’re My Mom and I’ll Always Love You.

Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on August 2, 2021
Body parts, Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at UMBC, Weirdness

Feelings