…After Taking Me to the Movies.

Hot girl to random girl: Have you read or seen He's Not That Into You?
Random girl, to uninterested guy: No.
Hot girl: Well, I highly recommend you read it!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: he really wasn't

Posted on March 24, 2009
Advice, Books, Default, Florida, Girls, Movies, Questions

And Check Whether It's Honorable or Dishonorable

Girl to friend wearing a short skirt: Ooooooh girl, if you bend over I could see all your discharge!

Ikea Parking Lot
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: The Rex

Posted on March 13, 2009
Clothes, Default, Euphemisms, Florida, Girls, Stores, Words

Who Says Kids Today Have No Goals?

Student #1: So you're only taking three credit hours this semester?
Student #2: Yeah. I figure as long as I take at least one class, I can live at home and mooch off of my mother indefinitely.
Student #1: You dreamed it, saw it and are going for it. Awesome, dude.

UCF
Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 23, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Florida, Food, Questions, Students

It's Like They Were Trying to Get Us to Learn

Little boy leaving Epcot: Well, that was unpleasant.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 17, 2009
Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Tourist attractions, Words

You Poor, Deprived Creature

College girl #1: Have you ever smelled sweaty balls?
College girl #2 and #3: Oh my god! Yes, we were just talking about this yesterday.
College girl #4: No.
College girl #1: Really? Oh yeah…you don't like giving head.

University of South Florida

Posted on February 16, 2009
Balls, BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Girls, Questions, Students

It's Not You, It's Us

Southwest Airlines employee: Mr Jones*, only one minute to be at the gate B5. We looove you, but we have to goooo!

Airport
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Jake Conner

Posted on February 3, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Florida, Public transportation

Hand Her a Magic Feather and She Can Fly, Though

Hipster girl to friend: Yeah, we were going to go to a bar last night, but, you know, Beth has awkward ears.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Normal Ears?

Posted on February 1, 2009
Body parts, Default, Drinking & drunks, Florida, Girls, Hipsters, Weirdness

…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.

Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl's hand: I've got jungle fever! I've got jungle fever!

Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida

Posted on January 30, 2009
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Race, Relationships

Probably Underground

Girl #1: No! They separated!
Girl #2: It's okay, they'll end up together eventually.
Girl #1: What? That's like saying “it's okay to be kidnapped, you'll end up with someone eventually!”

Miami, Florida

Posted on January 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Relationships, Words

…I Wrote the Directions to the Bar on the Back

Middle aged woman: What is this?
Middle aged man: Oh. That's just a paper where Jesus explains the universe.
Middle aged woman: Do you need it?
Middle aged man: Yeah.

Sunrise, Florida

Overheard by: that one chick

Posted on January 25, 2009
Default, Florida, Guys, Jesus, Questions, Weirdness, Women